Lost & Found Dept

 

1. It’s much too big to be Phoenix’s.

   Posted by Z Woof       06/16/2005  at  10:54 PM  



2. It must belong to Erotic Doll!

   Posted by Macker       06/17/2005  at  01:02 AM  



3. ED is a great writer-so cut it out with the weird comments so she’ll visit more often. I miss her insight and knowledge.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       06/17/2005  at  08:21 AM  



4. ED said she is gone for the summer. 

   I think you’re right Macker, good eye.

   Posted by Z Woof       06/17/2005  at  09:29 AM  



5. That thong is not mine.  All of mine have haikus on them.  I love poetry in motion.

   I wonder what that one was doing on the fo’castle??

   What’s a fo’castle?  Where you are befo you enter the castle?

   Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:11 AM  



6. Baby blue thong:

   Rise up rise in haste
   Members come Phoenix waits
   Flames engulf burn ow

   Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:13 AM  



7. Mauve thong:

   O sweet nest of fire
   Fold my lust in hot desire
   I melt in your pyre

   Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:14 AM  



8. Pink thong:

   Away horny cad
   Your intentions are so bad
   Oooooh ahhhh now I’m glad

   Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:15 AM  



9. Lavendar thong:

   Off with you crazed fool
   Fear I your jack-hammer tool
   O!  What is this?  Drool?

   Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:17 AM  



10. Black thong:

    Power wench oh my
    She can suck-start your Harley
    While she makes you cry

    Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:18 AM  



11. White thong:

    Snatch me not quoth trembling Phoenix
    She’s afeard of your mighty penix

    Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:20 AM  



12. Yeah.  I know the last one’s not a haiku. 

    So spank me.

    Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  11:21 AM  



13. Control thy lust, hot wench
    Skipper might come spank
    If he feels inclined

    Posted by The Skipper       06/17/2005  at  11:27 AM  



14. Six days to go for me...and I don’t think she wears thongs. I’ll find out soon enough!

    Posted by Macker       06/17/2005  at  12:05 PM  



15. Alfred,

    Would that make me Comment Queen?  Goody.  It is a goal I strive for.  Except that I forgot all about it until you reminded me.

    Sorry about your ass.  Can I kiss it?

    Posted by Phoenix       06/17/2005  at  04:54 PM  



16. ...all the little tribbles of shit you’re leaking here…

    From your lips to my computer OCM.

    Posted by Steel Turman       06/19/2005  at  04:55 AM  



17. Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble here but “Phoenix” is who she says she is. I have more sophisticated network tracking tools than all of you put together and I routinely check on members to keep out the creeps.

    Phoenix is on a dial-up line from Fredericksburg, VA and Oink was last seen connecting in from northern Indiana. Quite a distance apart, I’d say, which precludes their being one and the same person, OCM.

    Phoenix is a nice lady who visits here to stir up the pot with flirtations. OCM, you do the same thing except with a contrarian approach.

    Now, let’s all play nice.

    Posted by The Skipper       06/19/2005  at  10:03 AM  

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