Living The High Life
"How about a nice arsenicberry muffin to go with that Grande Nonfat Latte, Mr. Ali Imron?”
Hell, he killed mostly Australian Christian Crusaders and their apostate servants with those explosives. No big deal in the country housing the world’s largest Muslim poulation.
Posted by Kevin
09/02/2004 at 03:02 PM
Now guys not so fast.
Maybe this is a devious pysch warfare plan to turn this guy and use him as a double agent.
Think about it get him adiccted to Starbucks ( it happens, my wife has one next to the clinic and they’re all hooked on Starbucks Grande Hot Chocolate) and he’ll be their’s forever.
Send him back into Afganastan after Osama, he’ll bring his head back on a platter quick as his Starbuck jones kicks in.
I can hear the pitch right now “ why wait till you die for your 70 virgins, come over to the Great Satan, bring us Osama we’ll get you a Starbucks franchise on the beach in California somewhere, who needs 70 virgins in heaven there (wink, wink, know what I mean).”
Posted by Ric Brandt
09/02/2004 at 03:39 PM