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Posted by Drew458    United States   on 06/05/2015 at 04:51 PM   
 
  1. Hello east coast BMEWSERS, yes it’s true , the loons of the left coast have invaded a small coastal town of Astoria to try out a beyond stupid scarecrow tool to make the sea lions run away in fear.
    And it worked as well as Drew describes. Plastic marine dildo goes into the water and the Sea Lions go,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LOLOLLOOLOOLOOLL.
    Maybe next time they will try the good ol fashioned method of,,Shoot a few hundred and watch them steer clear of the docks.
    crazy  3stooges  wtf  beerparty

    Posted by Rich K    United States   06/05/2015  at  11:58 PM  

  2. How about a picnic day out for Free Willy and his Pals from Sea World?

    Posted by Drew458    United States   06/06/2015  at  09:45 AM  

  3. Except you surely understand, Drew458, that the Sea Lions are Preferred Species, and anyone who dares disturb them will be George Zimmermanned by good ol’ Loretta!

    Posted by Mark Matis    United States   06/06/2015  at  03:58 PM  

  4. So I take it with their protected status they can’t even be annoyed with Seal Chasers (big firecrackers)?

    Dumb.

    Oh yeah, I live on the Left Coast and I still think it’s dumb that no one is even allowed to scare them with noise makers.

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   06/06/2015  at  09:20 PM  

  5. Bring down a few hundred Japanese tourists to see the sea lions, and put them all in furry parkas. That ought to do it. Esquimaux invasion, swim for it!!

    Posted by Drew458    United States   06/07/2015  at  11:27 PM  

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