Like Fine Wine ….
Dottie on the left and Barb (ALT) on the right?
HA HA HA HA HA HA.......... !!
OH.... HA HA HA.
Who in the hell is that little bruiser on the left? I bet she grew up to be real ball-buster.
HA HA HA… I AM DYING.......... oh H E L P !
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 12:04 PM
Oh, so I’m wrong and the one on the left is Phoenix?
"… a real ball-buster” that is…
oh...hahaha… messed me up bad here....
That little troglodyte on the left? Her mother sure wanted to make sure her bangs didn’t cover her eyes.
Where’s that wadded-up Kleenex from last night’s laughing????
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 12:08 PM
What, Stinkster ??? Just because I laughed doesn’t mean it’s me. No way.
Ya gotta admit that is one funny picture.
But, you know, she does have that queenly stance...... That touch-me-not quality..
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 12:11 PM
Yes, Stin. It is Phoenix (left) and Annoying Little Twerp (right).
Troglodyke? Ball buster?
We report .. you decide.
Speaking of “touch me not”, who is that grabbing at Phoenix’ crotch? And why?
Barb, on the other hand, has that “Jewish Princess look” down pat. Oy vey!
Psssst, they’re ALL ball-busters at heart, Phoenix, but you already knew that.
“That touch-me-not quality..”???
That couldn’t be our Queen of the junebugs then.
This also reminds me of a slam I once heard at work. A guy was giving his girlfriend a hard time about something. She turned on him and allowed that “at least all my baby pictures are in color”.
Oops, maybe I shouldn’t have brought that up......
JEWISH-AMERICAN PRINCESS?!!!
I hope you’ve certified your will.
ME-a J.A.P.? Not bloody likely.*looks fierce*
My “girls are supposed to act a certain way” grandmother made me wear that dress.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
07/04/2005 at 12:38 PM
*sits back with a beer and popcorn to watch Barb take on the Skipper* Oooh boy this should be FUN....
I CAN’T STAND IT !!! I need some oxygen.......... oh… hahaha
Cat, That ‘person’ grabbing my crotch is my brother in a little red wagon. ‘Grabbing at Phoenix’s crotch’… ohhhhhhhhh god.. dang… it started early, didn’t it?
“TroglodYKE”? STOP IT THIS MINIT !! Please give me a break. My cheeks hurt. The ones on my face.. frum laffin’........
Stinkster, My picture IS in color. Can’t you see it up there by my forehead? :}
Okay… this blog is giving me wrinkles from laughing over the last 24 hours. Shew!
Okay...the rest of you send in your baby pictures. Cap’n - you first. :}
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 12:58 PM
The Skipper “exposed” his youthful secret identity months ago, Phoenix.
Pay attention, wench!
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/the_summer_of_51/We even have pics of OldCatMan in a dress!
http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/weblog/more_baby_shots/Hee-hee-hee-hee ....
Barb is a JAP!
Barb is a JAP!
Barb is a JAP!Havah negilah?
Phoenix is a troglodyke!
Phoenix is a troglodyke!
Phoenix is a troglodyke!
What a treat.
Just goes to show ... BIG trouble can come in small packages huh?
Posted by Steel Turman
07/04/2005 at 01:25 PM
I knew going into this that one was the ‘Twerp.’ Therefore the other was some other female-type-person-of-the-opposite-sex. Who, as the photo shows, was sexually abused as a child.
I suspect that the abused is our host, the Skipper.
Shows all the signs of abuse, like identity issues (SecWar or Skipper?), control issues (like having his own blog), etc.
This will doubtless result in my second keelhauling by Allan since I registered…
Captain,
Nice baby photo. Love the socks and sandals. I like the jus’-been-ridin’-a-bull walk.
Do you still have that studly cowboy stance?Did Cat’s Moma an’ Poppa send him off to Colorado cherry land as a baby, or did they go with him? Dang. Seems kinda mean to ship a lil’ baby off by hissef on the nearest wagon train.
I missed these, by the way. I think I joined this revelry shortly after you published these.
What we want are pictures of you boys when you entered Dorkdom. Sophomores in high school. :}
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 05:05 PM
Steel,
The most exciting things come in small form. Most come with warning signs. But some don’t. Up to you to beware.
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 05:09 PM
Well. I see that all hell broke loose while I was on watch. I always miss the nicest things that happen (sigh).
Geez.........Having worked again today, I missed soooooooo much.........I knew the pic on the right was Barb, having seen it a few days ago........If I had a scanner I would send you one of me, but alas I don’t.........I was an adorable baby - just believe it!!!!!!!!
Posted by Dottie
07/04/2005 at 08:56 PM
I’ll bet you were a knockout, Dottie!
Thank Providence that I have no baby pictures to submit. The adult ones are startling enough.
And you still are.
Tann: you lily-livered chicken-shit! Submit your baby pics now or we shall have to consider ships punishment!
I can’t submit what I don’t have, Skip. I’m not saying that they don’t exist, but they aren’t in my hands.
Ship’s rules, son. All officers must submit baby pictures.
Find those pictures or risk being put ashore.
Well, Skip, if you put Phoenix ashore with me, I suppose I can manage....
Sir Tanny,
I will accompany you with pleasure. Being a bowsprit trashes my hair. We shall use my hooters as flotation to land us safely ashore. Have no fear. I have your back.
Posted by Phoenix
07/04/2005 at 10:05 PM
I’ve gotta see this.
Many thanks, Highness. A nice Pacific coral atoll like Kwajalein will suit me fine.
