While I agree with your assesment of the vandals I really think that a good old fashioned southern log chain party sounds better. You know, take the guest of honor out into the swamp, log chain ‘em to a tree and let the critters take care of the rest. That way, the only thing you have to do is pick up your log chain in about 3 months or so. Ball bats and whips and such would give some personal satisfaction, but the cleanup is so messy.
The Tatars used to bury ‘em up to the neck and leave the rest to the vultures etc.
The hooked cross would look better on Moore’s whiney face. After all, he is the lad that lies like Goebbels and looks like Goering.
The Good News is that the BillBoard has been Repaired.
I’ll Bet Citizensunited has already Retained some Recon of their own,
to prevent a recurrence.
If these ELF Bastards try it again,
they will wind up in jail,or better yet,
in the Emergency Room picking Bird Shot Out of their asses.
Which brings to mind,
Dove Season,Deer Season,Duck Season,
How About?,
Greasy Smelly Commie Hippie Season!
This way we could control the over-population ,
All in Favor, Raise Your Firearm!!
God, you’d think they could at least put some work into it! Center the swastica at least! And those blacked out eyes, try hard to stay in the lines, looks too much like a goth. Seriously, how much does your life suck if you can’t even vandalize well?
How about the ancient practice of slowly roasting these guys over a fire, or even on a grill?