Less Filling

 

1. Non-alcoholic beer?  What’s the point?

   Perhaps it will be popular because it will taste like the urine of the Prophet!

   Glad to see an attempt at free enterprise capitalism, but really, you need a product worth buying.  Besides, even non-alcoholic beer has some fraction of a percent of alcohol in it.  How long will it take for the Islamofascists to recognise that and kill the family of the brewer?

   Posted by MAJ Mike       02/22/2006  at  09:22 AM  



2. Since The Skipper closed the Prancing With Wolves topic where “BoyGeorge_ZWoof” personally attacked Doll and she told him to go away—The Skipper called it a spat and told them to go to to neutral corners—I thought I use a topic devoted to drooling stupidity (just like BoyGeorge_ZWoof’s!) to comment.

   Hmm! I guess that was my comment! Reread to exchange! The liberals would call it ‘harassment’. Amazingly, they’d be right.

   One request: Before BoyGeorge_ZWoof goes to his neutral corner, could I be allowed to piss on him, so at least he’ll smell like he was a man?

   Posted by Oink       02/22/2006  at  09:26 AM  



3. OINK: don;t make me spank you too. Chill.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       02/22/2006  at  09:40 AM  



4. Aye Aye, will comply!  I’ve said enough. 

   Posted by Oink       02/22/2006  at  09:48 AM  



5. The problem with Middle Eastern Muslims is they take things way too seriously.

   This statement brings up a - probably naive - question:

   Just what do MEMs find funny - other than cartoons depicting Joos being dog-porked?

   Really, in their day-to-day mindless Mooslim lives, just what do they view as legitimate humor?

   Posted by Cheese_tensor       02/22/2006  at  09:52 AM  



6. Isn’t there a Hamm’s Brewery somewhere in the midwest? Just change one letter.

   Near beer, near coffee, near weed, diet cola, and I can’t believe it’s not butter..., we are living in a make-believe world.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/22/2006  at  10:29 AM  



7. Ham-Ass Near Bear, made from genuine 100% pure prophet-endorsed camel urine! Available in 12 oz cans, Four-Oh bottles and the all-new convenient Ted Kennedy Chundering Weekend 36-Pack special!

   Fake mayo: that stuff is worse than bad

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/22/2006  at  01:28 PM  



8. So, his first distribution center was “torched” but Khoury is hoping that attitudes will change this time!?!? 

   Yeah, I am really, really sure that Hamas will be completely and totally supportive of this capitalistic, beer(neer, though it be)-brewing entrepreneur.  Sure this time will be different for him.  (I hope he has his family hidden away)

   Posted by Beccayinn       02/22/2006  at  02:42 PM  



9. Cheesy poof!

   In answer to your question? for fun and humor?  terroristic Hamas activity !! , but of course. C’mon! , haven’t you seen the maniacal GLEE when they shoot their guns in the air??,jump up and down and then run with pure JOY after pelleting rocks?? For gawd’s sake.....they are delirius with happiness!!....they are DANGEROUSLY happy!!! ha!

   

   Posted by SouthernDoll       02/22/2006  at  04:08 PM  



10. Near beer?  Hell yes, I’d like to be so near a beer as to have one in my hand!!

    Posted by MAJ Mike       02/22/2006  at  05:19 PM  



11. OCM, what about mucking around with the DNA of watermelons and adding the genes for producing your favorite recreational substance?  I mean a 22Kg watermelon could mess you up for a very long time.

    Posted by Kirk       02/22/2006  at  08:47 PM  

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