Lawyers In Love

 

1. What’s wrong with Lawyers? (other than breathing)

   Posted by bat crusher       01/07/2006  at  04:57 AM  



2. Q: Why are lawyers barred from having sex with their clients?
   A: To prevent the client being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

   Posted by Francis W. Porretto       01/07/2006  at  08:20 AM  



3. Oh Goody! Looks like I’m first (to tell these two)

   1. The difference between a rooster and a lawyer?  A rooster clucks defiance.

   2. The difference between a prostitute and a lawyer.  The prostitute won’t do it to you after you’re dead.

   Posted by Oink       01/07/2006  at  08:47 AM  



4. Another difference between a prostitute and a lawyer, Oink:  With the prostitute, you do get what you pay for.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/07/2006  at  09:01 AM  



5. Incidentally, we do not have (and have never had) a superabundance of lawyers.

   What we have ALWAYS had is a superabundance of SHYSTERS!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/07/2006  at  09:06 AM  



6. There’s 80,000 lawyers in DC alone?  No wonder that town is a crap-hole!  All of that greedy and low-down influence.  Oh wait...Congress is there too?  There is no hope for that place at all!!!!

   Posted by John C       01/07/2006  at  10:25 AM  

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