Laws Of Nature

 

1. "Drill Sgt.s’ Law of Cause and Effect”
   Anything you do can get you killed.
   Doing nothing will get you killed.

   Posted by Steam Dragon       08/03/2005  at  07:44 PM  



2. Kerr’s first rule:
   People who keep saying “I’m not stupid” usually are.

   Kerr’s second rule:
   Women who need to tell you that they are ladies usually aren’t.

   Colby’s rule:
   Don’t encourage assholes.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/03/2005  at  08:49 PM  



3. 1)Those who know the least, usually know it the loudest

   2)Those who come forth on the fourth (July) with a fifth, shall not come forth on the fifth.  So for a safe & sane fourth, don’t buy a fifth on the third.

   Posted by iteki       08/04/2005  at  12:02 AM  



4. Cole’s Law:

   Shredded cabbage and dressing.

   LC RP

   Posted by Rat Patrol       08/04/2005  at  07:38 AM  



5. The Engineer’s Law:

   For every vision, there is an equal but opposite revision. 

   Posted by Rat Patrol       08/04/2005  at  07:39 AM  



6. Nine - Ninety Rule of Project Schedules:  The first 90% on the task takes 90% of the time allocated.  The last 10% takes the other 90%

   Laws of the Lost Inch:  No overall dimention can be totalled correctly after 4:30pm on Friday.  The correct total will become self-evident at 9:01am on Monday. 

   Murphy’s 2nd corollary:  Anything done to remedy the situation will only make it worse.

   Posted by iteki       08/04/2005  at  09:12 AM  



7. ...... My Law ......
   Lack of planning on YOUR part
   DOES NOT constitute an emergency on MY part!

   Posted by Carguy       08/04/2005  at  12:49 PM  



8. Pal’s first law:

   If you hit yourself with a hard/sharpened object, it will hurt.
   If you do it again, it will hurt more.

   Pal’s second law:

   Striking the foot against an immovable object will,
   see Pal’s first law.

   Pal’s third law:

   When exploring Pal’s first two laws it is important to have quantities of alcohol at the ready. 

   Posted by babylonandon       08/04/2005  at  03:45 PM  



9. "Macker’s Law:”
   Give me the Spinning Beachball of Death every time!

   Posted by Macker       08/04/2005  at  06:25 PM  

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