Allow me to be the first,,,,,,,,,
Dead on the khazi.....too many donuts I suspect. Elvis would have admired that exit.
Not so bad, but one guy found a pistol in the crapper. Some cop had dropped his trousers and the pistol had slipped out. I imagine it is a problem what to do with the loaded firearm when you’re on the throne.
Not for the rest of us Suidae. Shoulder holster, or move the gun to a jacket pocket, or whatever, even if you have to just hold onto the thing with one hand ... there is no “oops, forgot it was there”, ever.