There once was a hunter from Sweden,
Whose head took a grevious beatin’
When his son cut loose
At a low-flying goose
Now his noggin is copiously bleedin’
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No Kamikaze Geese, just flying Studebakers.
Mallard! Mallard!
Huh?
Duck!
As my Father said, whenever a bird on our windshield, “It’s a good thing elephants don’t fly”!
I guess it couldn’t reach around to goose him.
P.S. It’s Canada goose. They are not citizens of Canada.
For which they are eternally grateful.
That’s not a Canada goose.........Looks more like a duck...........
Looks like that one didn’t duck, eh?
Sorry, I couldn’t help it.
He’s named Ben Aflack.
This terrorist attack was obviously carried out by a Radical Gooslim