What, the government won’t spring for a lifeguard at both ends of the pool?
Oh wait, I forgot. Under the UK’s Fair Play Acts, lifeguards are no longer required to know how to swim. Or even be athletic. So the government now only hires one legged armless muslim fat women for the jobs. And it’s Ok if they wear full burkha, and only rescue fellow muslimes. Can’t touch the other folks, because they’re unclean.
Maybe if ‘elf & Safety took some of those ladders they’ve banned from everywhere else and put them in the pools, then they wouldn’t need lifeguards. Just build a grid of ladders 6” under the water, that way nobody can sink.
How far is it going to go, before you guys just bitch slap the living shit out of these sissy morons?
> How far is it going to go, before you guys just bitch slap the living shit out of these sissy morons?
I don’t know, but it can’t come soon enough.
These safety morons are mentally ill, for without risk there is no quality of life; only existence and subsistence until death.
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