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Posted by Drew458    United States   on 09/21/2010 at 09:26 PM   
 
  1. Well thank God we now know we are in for another long winter of ‘Fun at the Alley’.
    It could be worse I guess, you could be a competetive basket weaver or something.
    trophy

    Posted by Rich K    United States   09/22/2010  at  12:55 AM  

  2. All in all, it sounds like an excellent way to spend an evening.

    Okay, so you got the stuffing stomped out of you. And the result? It’s pulling things out of you that you didn’t know you had, and you’re losing to people that, when all is said and done, you’re proud to lose to.

    Sounds like there’s no real downside to me.

    Posted by GrumpyOldFart    United States   09/22/2010  at  08:55 AM  

  3. Hey Rich - you think this is dull? Let me tell you how I got a free tank of gas from changing to a new bowling bag.

    The old bag was getting worn out. In and out of the car, rolled across parking lots, bumped up and down stairs. They don’t last forever, and I got about 6 years out of it. Whenever I purchased anything to eat or drink at the alley, or whenever I had too much change in my pocket, I’d throw the coins into the bag. Sure, sometimes I’d see a handful of quarters and take some out, but mostly I forgot about them.

    When I changed to my new bag, I cleaned the old one out. Rosin dust everywhere. Thumb tape in 3 different colors. Bits of pencil. And coins started falling out from everywhere. Heck, with 6 big pockets plus the main compartment, that’s a lot of nooks and crannies for coins to hide in. I collected them all in a big plastic cup and took them to the coin sorter at my bank. $27.48. A full tank of gas at $2.43 a gallon. No wonder my bag seemed to weigh so much.

    My next sensational post will be about watching spackle dry. That’s even less exciting than watching paint dry, since spackle has no VOCs at all, although the modern kind of spackle goes on pink and then changes to white as it dries. Awesome! This is the high point of my day today. Really. I’m sure you cured cancer, cellulite, and baldness all at the same time while on your coffee break, so write an essay for us m’kay?

    Blogs are supposed to be about people’s lives. If all you want is a refresher course on how much the Democrats suck and what a rat bastard Obama is, go read Michelle Malkin.

    Posted by Drew458    United States   09/22/2010  at  01:02 PM  

  4. Wake up on the wrong side today did we ?

    I use to bowl. I liked bowling. I cant bowl anymore because my back is 3 shades of junk. Same for golf. So I kid you about it because I not only cant do it anymore but I CANT TEACH IT EITHER.
    Sometimes Its really hard to write sarcasm and cynicism clearly. I need to work on that.
    wink

    Posted by Rich K    United States   09/22/2010  at  01:45 PM  

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