Judicial Restraint

 

1. Correction:

   “The injury required emergency surgery and a lengthy extension which the girlfriend agreed to pay for in lieu of being sued.”

   um… there aren’t bones in those things.  How do they fracture?

   Posted by Phoenix       05/17/2005  at  10:56 AM  



2. Beats the heck out of me.

   Posted by U2warrior05       05/17/2005  at  11:00 AM  



3. Broke off????  eeew.  You mean, ... like fell off onto the sheets?

   I’m calling my ex to find out the answer to this conundrum.

   OH!  not because I broke Mr. Wiggly off… because he’s a doctor…

   sheesh…

   Posted by Phoenix       05/17/2005  at  11:43 AM  



4. UPDATE:

   Here’s the scoop straight from the doctor’s mouth:  The corpus cavernosum is the erectile part of the penis.  They are vascular channels that fill with blood to form the erection.  The penis does not ‘break’.  If the woman is on top and the man has a healthy erection, one wrong move can rupture the vascular channels.  Rupture.  Hemmoraghing immediately takes place and the penis fills up with blood.  It can be very gruesome.  The surgery frequently does not solve anything other than to stop the bleeding from the rupture, and it may end up rendering the man impotent if the healing does not go right.  Not all ruptures require surgery.  But after any rupture, erections may be difficult and some may be crooked.

   A dog does have a bone of his own.

   Stud horses sometimes get kicked in the penis and that’s the end of their career as studs.

   Message of the day:  If she’s on top, keep your rhythm in synch.

   Posted by Phoenix       05/17/2005  at  12:00 PM  



5. I had this happen to me a few years ago. It looks like your pecker is dead and could fall off at any time. Men you don’t want this to happen to you, it will scare the shit out of you. It healed itself in my case, but no sex for 8 weeks

   Posted by DEATH_to_the_LEFT       05/17/2005  at  12:14 PM  



6. Yeah, my ex said the penis fills with blood, gets swollen and bruised.  Said it is very bad news, and is generally traumatic no matter what.  He said conceivably, if a penis were cut off while erect, the man ‘could’ bleed to death.  But the term ‘break’ is a misnomer.

   Posted by Phoenix       05/17/2005  at  12:23 PM  



7. “It’s a position in sex that’s done by the Masters,
   It ain’t the 69 or what you learned in class.
   It increases the intensity of a f**k....”

   Oops, wrong forum!

   Posted by Macker       05/17/2005  at  01:16 PM  

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