Joke Of The Week

 

1. No, that wasn’t Frank, that would be the late Senator Heinz and the cabbie must of been John F’n Kerry

   Posted by Gizmo       11/04/2006  at  09:23 AM  



2. Good thought, Gizmo.

   I’ll add that the pinniped in the photo could pass for a much better-looking Ted Kennedy.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       11/04/2006  at  09:42 AM  



3. Okay, I got one for you: (H/T TexasRainmaker)

   http://www.texasrainmaker.com

   A reader sends this exclusive, leaked agenda of the 2008 Democratic National Convention. (hat tip: Nita Rene)

   7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

   7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

   7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

   7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

   8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

   8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding– Barney Frank Presiding.

   8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan- Susan Sarandon.

   9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender- French President Jacques Chirac.

   9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

   9:30 P.M Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.

   9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

   9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.

   9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   10:00 P.M. How Bush and Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers– Howard Dean.

   10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.

   11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

   11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.

   11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals– John Kerry.

   11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

   12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

   12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

   Posted by Robohobo       11/05/2006  at  06:55 AM  



4. The real convention probably will not vary one iota in substance, Robo.

   I see, however, that a most desirable 12:30 A.M. entry has been left to the imagination, and to hope, and also to a faith that there is some justice in the cosmos after all.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       11/05/2006  at  09:01 AM  

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