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Jihad In France

 
 


Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 11/07/2005 at 06:31 AM   
 
  1. My fantasy:

    France call upon its fellow EU members for assistance, but they are busy fighting their own insurrections.  In utter desperation, it cries out for help from the US. 

    “Sorry, we don’t want to get into any more Vietnam-like quagmires!” doggiestyle  finger

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/07/2005  at  09:04 AM  

  2. Ahhh, those wacky scamps of the Religon of Peace!!!

    As I suggested earlier. shoot everyone on the street with a weapon in his/her hand (bottles, rocks, and fire bombs count as weapons), then engage in ethnic cleansing—back to North Africa or whatever shithole they or their families came from.

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   11/07/2005  at  09:39 AM  

  3. The Fwench military is preparing for the final assault: 

    First, to loose an overwhelming volley of hundreds of champagne corks,
    followed by a massive display of white flags. They are currently awaiting
    delivery of 20,000 white flags. Then the surrender shall proceed!

    LC RP

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   11/07/2005  at  02:07 PM  

  4. Well, Uncle Sam, (as I point to France) do you see what can happen when you lower your guard and allow the entrance of multitudes of people who have little or nothing to offer?

    Posted by piccalo    United States   11/07/2005  at  03:53 PM  

  5. picc: Yes, with the qualifications we’re discussing in “Spain Is Next”.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/07/2005  at  04:03 PM  

  6. I think the Bee Gees put it best when they sang:

    Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn!
    Burnin’!

    To my surprise, yes! One hundred stories high
    People gettin’ loose y’all gettin’ down on the roof - Do you hear?
    (the folks are flaming)Folks were screamin’ - out of control
    It was so entertainin’ - when the boogie started to explode
    I heard somebody say

    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burnin’!

    Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction
    (burnin’) I couldn’t get enough, (till I had to self-destroy)
    so I had to
    self destruct, (uhu hu hu)
    The heat was on (burnin’), rising to the top, huh!
    Everybody’s goin’ strong (uhu hu hu)
    And that is when my spark got hot
    I heard somebody say

    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down, yoh!
    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burnin’!

    Up above my head I hear music in the air - I hear music!
    That makes me know there’s (somebody) a promise somewhere

    Satisfaction came in a chain reaction - Do you hear?
    I couldn’t get enough, so I had to self destruct,
    The heat was on, rising to the top
    Everybody’s goin’ strong
    That is when my spark got hot
    I heard somebody say

    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! (Aah yeah!)
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down
    Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!, yeah!
    Burn baby burn! - Burn that mother down x2 Burnin’!

    MUSIC TURN AROUND (12 bars)

    I just can’t stop
    When (till) my spark gets hot
    Just can’t stop
    When my spark gets hot

    MUSIC TURN AROUND (24 bars)

    Burning, burning, burning, burning 6X (24 bars)

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   11/07/2005  at  05:21 PM  

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