Jesse Jackson’s Dog

 

1. SUBJ:  HUMOR --(Not a bit off-topic, see?)

   God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
   Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
   God said, “Go down into that valley.”
   Adam said, “What’s a valley?”
   God explained it to him.
   Then God said, “Cross the river.”
   Adam said, “What’s a river?”
   God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill.......”
   Adam said, “What is a hill?”
   So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
   He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave”
   Adam said, “What’s a cave?”
   ! After God explained, he said, “In the cave you will find a Woman.”
   Adam said, “What’s a woman?”
   So God explained that to him, too.
   Then, God said, “I want you to reproduce.”
   Adam said, “How do I do that?”
   God first said (under his breath), “Geez.....”
   And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as
   well.

   So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the
   hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he
   was back.
   God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?”
   And Adam said ..........

   “What’s a headache?”

   Posted by Oink       09/13/2005  at  08:22 AM  



2. That’s off topic oink.

   We are really restricted now.

   The poodle chews and the poodle bites.

   Posted by Z Woof       09/13/2005  at  05:59 PM  



3. Restricted? Not in the least! A little humor and dancing around the subject is perfectly fine. Besides, Oink couldn’t stay on topic if his life depended on it. I think we need a new forum just for Oink. Call it .... “Piglosophy”?

   What say you?

   

   Posted by The Skipper       09/13/2005  at  06:23 PM  



4. I prefer “epigstemology”   This is no truffling matter. (Is this all sailing over youse-guys heads?  Pearls before swine? )

   And is straying off topic a mortal sin now?  If so, what does a porcine-person do with a killer joke?  I would like to know the answer to these two.  I WILL obey the rules. ALSO, what the pork is happening to my emails?

   Which reminds me:

   A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.  The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
   Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has
   been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like
   some more.  “I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any”
   “But I always buy it here,” says the blonde “Do you have
   the container that it came in?” asks the pharmacist..  “YES”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.” She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant”

   Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
   out loud from the container.........

   “ TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM “

   Posted by Oink       09/13/2005  at  08:30 PM  



5. Dude, it’s spelled Warthog.  I think ..       Anyhow, I prefer Porcine-American.

   Posted by Oink       09/14/2005  at  04:26 PM  

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