It’s Time To Kiss Another One Goodbye
I am not a member of Alcoholics Anonymous; I have several friends who are—that is, they are both members and still alive.
AA members call New Year’s Eve “Amateurs Night”.
How much you drink is your own business—if you drive, that’s my business. Rent a room at that hotel where the party is held. There are very few fatalities associated with drunken elevator driving.Posted by Oink
12/30/2004 at 11:30 PM
I’ll take that beer, Allen, and raise it’s sudsy goodness to my lips and chug-a-lug! TYVM!
Oink, no driving here! No sir. We’re staying home and the neighbors are walking over to join us. Hopefully, no one will end up with a broken foot this year. Long story....
Happy New Year to everyone!
Since Mike has to work and Jen’s under-age, Jen and I are goin’ out to eat and then we’re watching “Band of Brothers"-begining to end- at my house, all the while enjoying slightly spiked egg-nog and generally acting like the annoying twits we are.
On New Years morn’ I’m making freedom toast with all the fixin’s for us 3-or 4 if the BOY’s back from his dad’s in time.
Wild-no, Fun-for nerds like us, Most definately
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
12/31/2004 at 01:46 AM
mmmmmmm beer!! Well, I take to heart what Oink says. But having said that...and staying here at home, I have a bottle of Rum and Gin, and perhaps an old bottle of vodka lurking about somewhere. We shall see how much of a dent I can put into each.
Allan and Vilmar have the Happiest of New Years!!
And somewhat off topic, but for this old retired Squid...the Navy Midshipmen finished the best year they have had in over 99 years of Navy football beating New Mexico Lobos 34-19 in the Emerald Bowl. Go Navy!!
Posted by Guy S.
12/31/2004 at 01:48 AM
Here Us IS
The rumor is, so they say
We’re very close to judgement day
Somebody Should “WRITE IT DOWN”
So we can SELL it for Sillions
When we go up townA Sillion here
A Sillion there
A Sillion in my
UnderWareBark on THIS
Bark on IS
Bark on USBARKING MOONBAT
Hez THE man
If he can’t doit
No one canVISA (things seen)
Visa this Visa that
Oh those Silly democratSViturus te Saluto
(He who is about to win Salutes you)Fortis Healthis Savingsis AccountUS
BARKING MOONBAT in ‘05
Will Suck’em in
With all that JIVEWhen things change
As they always do
The first one there
Has the LOUDEST SPEWBambooSOLD by BARKING MOONBATS?
Shoot, what will they think of next?
Flavored paper towels?
BARKING MOONBAT towels that iS
Texas Tea
Move to Beaver-ly
Hills that iS
Swimming pool
SLIMEING STARSLet’s SLIME one for the GIPPER
Trickle down (TD) saved by citizens in Tax Free HSAs and PSAs is RIGHT (Ownership Society)Tonight I will be alone
For my PamSTAR she went home
So my funness I will lack
Good news is, she’s coming BAAAAACKPOW, POW, POW
Vacca, Vacca, Vacca (cow cow cow)
It’s like taking candy from a baby
A BLIND baby that isBARKING MOONBATS Unite
I smell a fight
Let’s do what’s WHITE
It’s like breathing to us
Shoot - It’s their De-LiteThe Poodle Chews
And the Poodle Bites
Happy New Year to all
I’m a BUSH Republican
A LiberalS Worst NIGHTMARELike Alice Cooper sez
Welcome to my Nightmare
I think you’re gonna like it
I think you’re gonna FEEL, you belong
HERE, BARKING MOONBAT.com that is.Read my rhyme
And give me all your money
I’m SERIous
PayPAL Anyone
Cash, Check or Charge?
Press hard, it’s a carbon copy (Not Really)
Have you BambooSOLD yourself yet?
Remember, it was your idear
OK you got me
I’m a Salesman, sorry.
Overnight Sensation (OS)
Song 5
Scratch this in your brain
Save101.comPosted by Z Woof
12/31/2004 at 09:35 AM
Seriously, Woof, Allan and I can probably give you a half dozen referals to mental health counselors.
We’re concerned you’re not all there. You may have listened to too many Frank Zappa songs, Zombie Woof, among them.
Vilmar
PamStar got a letter signed by President Bush and didn’t even tell me. I ask you, ”Is that right?”
Posted by Z Woof
12/31/2004 at 10:00 AM
I’ll GO Rio Slow for [YOU]
I write 60 second spots (59 1/2) for Tax Free HSAs on Detroit’s WJR (BOOMER) that can be heard in 34 states at night when it’s really, really cheap, including FLORIDA.
I TIMED BARKING MOONBAT.COM and it takes 1 1/2 seconds. On RUSH (NOON to 3PM) we get calls from 5 states and the cost is $400 a minute. If you insist I won’t put that stoopid 1 1/2 seconds in and drive your hits up, really stoopid. It would be a tough sell to PamStar anyway.
Of course I’m wrong. I’ve always been wrong. I was wrong when the first HSA was enrolled in October of ‘96 to have my agent number attached to it. I was wrong when I advertised in our (SAVED) spots that a STORM is coming, REFORM is coming. No wait, I was the only one who saw it. Today the HSA is passed and is the law of the land. Thank you President Bush. The one that promises then delivers.
And if you would have any doubts I WOULD INSIST you pass this by. I only work with FRUITCAKES that jump up and scream, “Where is my checkbook,” (even though it’s FREE)and you my friend are not jumping very high. But, it was nice knowing you. Any questions before I go?
By the way, your suggesting PROZAC and mental health all the TIME is wrong, if you care, which you don’t.
By the way 2, you say I listen to much music. I say you don’t listen to President Bush. The President says Tax Free HSA in every speech everywhere everytime. I call him the Enerjizer Bunny. PamStar says, ”Vilmar is a waist of TIME.” She is always right, darn it.
When you use the word we and include Allen, then he is different than me. I would not let you use my name and attack someone who calls himself a BUSH Republican. If you ever do that to me again I’ll lay you down and if all else fails, I’ll pound you like a hammer on a bed’O’nails. Why are all Reagan Republicans that way? Except Allen, I think. (Grabbing door-knob to leave)
Posted by Z Woof
12/31/2004 at 10:51 AM
