It’s All About The Money

 

1. I got it! Let’s get a prominent member of the Film Actors’ Guild to play Ms. Wilbanks. My first guess would be...Jennifer Aniston!

   Posted by Macker       06/16/2005  at  08:25 AM  



2. Grey Hound to Riches

   Wilbanks is the hound.

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:15 AM  



3. Bitch Bussed to Big Bucks

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:17 AM  



4. By the Time I Get to Phoenix, I’ll Be Rich

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:19 AM  



5. Wil Banks Will Travel

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:20 AM  



6. A Conferacy of Dunces, Part II

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:25 AM  



7. When Fallen Angels Flee

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:26 AM  



8. Sometimes You Can’t Always Get What You Want - Sometimes You Have to Take A Bus

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:27 AM  



9. Someone Left a Flake Out in the Rain

   Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:28 AM  



10. Like a Rolling Moan

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:29 AM  



11. Knockin’ on Greyhound’s Door

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:31 AM  



12. PHOENIX! Calm down and pass the bong along the thong to the man with the dong.

    Posted by The Skipper       06/16/2005  at  11:36 AM  



13. Okay, Capt’n.  Here ya go!  :}

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  11:43 AM  



14. HAVE HON - WILL TRAVEL

    by John Dufus Mason

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:08 PM  



15. RUNAWAY BRIBE

    By Jennifer Greedy Guts Wilbanks

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:10 PM  



16. GODDESS IN THE GREYHOUND :  How I Talked My Fiancee into Riding a Bus a Very Long Way and Lying to Police That She Hated Her Fourteen Bridesmaids and Had to Get Away So We Could Sucker Some Sucker Into Writing a Book About Us and Maybe Making a Movie Which I Will Direct.

    By John Dufus Mason

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:14 PM  



17. DRIVE ME TO THE PRIZES : A First-Hand Account of Jennifer Wilbanks’ Ride on My Bus.

    By Wynton Wibur Driver

    Yeah, bi’otch… My last name really is Driver.  Wanna make sumtin’ of it?

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:20 PM  



18. I EAT DIRT

    By Judith Regan

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:22 PM  



19. GIVE ME THONG OR DIE :  A Personal Expose of How I Thought My Thong Was Making Me Smart and Clever When Really It Was Just Turning Me On.

    By Phoenix

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  04:24 PM  



20. Phoenix: I am disappointed coming to the end.  Wake up, reload and continue.

    Posted by Z Woof       06/16/2005  at  04:49 PM  



21. PHOENIX: Report to the Cap’ns cabin immediately. We need to talk.

    Posted by The Skipper       06/16/2005  at  05:06 PM  



22. I repeat my previous question.  When’s the nude pictorial in Playboy?

    Posted by MAJ Mike       06/16/2005  at  06:08 PM  



23. Skipper: When you are done talking to Phoenix can I grab talk to her?

    Posted by Z Woof       06/16/2005  at  06:38 PM  



24. Phoenix - you are GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       06/16/2005  at  08:26 PM  



25. A message from Phoenix’s thong:  Phoenix can’t come to the blog right now.  I trashed her bad and she’s asleep.

    Posted by Phoenix       06/16/2005  at  09:17 PM  

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