It Scared The Hell Out Of Me!!
http://www.spurgeon.org/~phil/marmite.htm#otherbrands
The above link tells you more about marmite than you really want to know. Question #2, ”What do I do with it” had me thinking, 1. saw the handle off a broom 2. spread marmite liberally over the sawn end 3. drop you skivvies ...
Posted by Oink
03/16/2005 at 01:54 PM
Vilmar, if you like new words, such as catamite—here’s a familiar word with perhaps a meaning you were unaware of.
Conversation
1.General course of conduct; behavior.
2.Familiar intercourse; intimate fellowship or association; close acquaintance.
3.Commerce; intercourse; traffic.
4.Colloquial discourse; oral interchange of sentiments and observations; informal dialogue.
5.Sexual intercourseWhy don’t you try to work it into your vocabulary by using it several times today?
Posted by Oink
03/16/2005 at 02:45 PM
Stupid wanker kids. Need to grow some balls (but don’t a lot of Brits need to do that anyways?).
Last Brit with balls was Margeret Thatcher.
Buy some Marmite sometime and you’ll notice a few things ...
1) It is EXPENSIVE!!!
2) It has the consistency of ... tarry shit.
3) It tastes much like you’d think tarry shit would taste.
4) And what a fuckin’ idiot you are for buyin’ it.
Posted by Steel Turman
03/16/2005 at 07:22 PM
...a giant brown blob rolling along a crowded street… scares them shitless but they “just don’t get” Sinefeld.
Freekin limabean weirdo’s.
Posted by DR@HDfixit
03/17/2005 at 02:40 AM
Actually, guys, Marmite tastes great. My best mornings always start with marmite on toast. It’s made from the yeasty deposit left over from brewing beer. I would have thought that most of the BMEWS community would happily relate to brewing and its products.
Want heaven on a plate? Spread marmite thickly onto buttered toast, plonk a poached egg on top, sprinkle with freshly ground black pepper. Serve with a mug of tea. Makes an excellent breakfast in bed for SWMBO.
Simple enough for any fool of a husband to make!
03/17/2005 at 11:06 AM
