Islamoloonies

 

1. Oh, dear Bob. These lunatic barbarians believe shit like this? Can we pray for those earthquakes to collapse the reactors? Then Satan, er, allah can punish them properly with radioactive leakage.

   Posted by cmblake6       04/18/2010  at  12:04 AM  



2. “Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.

   So it’s only the extramarital sex that causes earthquakes? I don’t see how the women are at fault (no pun intended), Muslim men are constantly doing the goats and camels. Doesn’t that count as ‘extramarital’? Seriously, goats and camels don’t dress at all. This must surely cause youths to go astray, etc.

   I found something that goes along with this thesis. I’ll post it later.

   Posted by Christopher       04/18/2010  at  04:07 AM  



3. No. There is no marriage after suicide.

   BTW, don’t quote me here, but just exactly why are they still virgins? Are they human virgins? The Koran doesn’t specify human virgins. Could be camels or goats.

   Posted by Christopher       04/18/2010  at  10:04 AM  



4. Or Sheep. Done Dirt Cheap.

   Posted by Christopher       04/18/2010  at  10:05 AM  



5. So all the hot chicks went to Iceland?

   Posted by harleycowboy58       04/19/2010  at  10:46 AM  

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