IS THE BLACK HELICOPTER CROWD FOR YOU?

 

1. Rule 1. If there are facts, that proves it’s true.
   Rule 2. If there are no facts, that shows how clever the conspirators were in covering it up.

   Turn your head a bit.  The glare from your tinfoil hat is shining in the camera. (thanx Day-By-Day)

   Posted by Oink       01/22/2006  at  11:47 AM  



2. This may help the scoring process.

   If you could answer only one to five questions, you have no problems, because either you couldn’t read the exam or you’re safely out of touch with the world.

   If you could answer five to ten, it may help to turn off the TV, throw away the newspapers, and pick up a good encyclopedia.

   If you could answer eleven to fifteen, you’ve been either using bad stuff or hanging around with the people that did.

   If you could answer sixteen to twenty, you’d better quit your job and have as much fun as you can before they catch up with you.

   If you could answer more than twenty, don’t call us.  We’ll arrange for the nearest sanitarium to call you.

   (Hope everybody enjoys this)

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/22/2006  at  12:59 PM  



3. Where’s (e)-none of the above?

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/22/2006  at  02:49 PM  



4. (e) doesn’t work with a true conspiracy maven, ALT.  With that crowd, everything MUST be a conspiracy and nothing’s on the level.  This is a tool for sorting out their varying degrees of wackiness. 

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/22/2006  at  07:37 PM  



5. Well, I’m glad to know I’m not going to the sanitarium.  However, I know people who could answer all of these questions and think they were right about it.

   Posted by John C       01/22/2006  at  11:05 PM  



6. I know such guys too, John, and in fact, I originally knocked this test together so I could have a little fun with a couple of them.  They took it seriously, of course, and so help me, one of them sweated over it for forty solid minutes before he came to me looking for answers!

   I kid you not!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/23/2006  at  09:18 AM  



7. OK, I’m the dissenter again.  I’ve seen a black helicopter on the ground.  There’s a Justice Department (FBI) office (or was about 1990 - been a while since I was out there) with a helipad at the corner or Eastern and Rickenbacker in East Los Angeles.  I’ve seen a black helicopter on that pad.  It’s not totally black, the registration numbers are actually painted in a very dark gray.  I had to get within about 30 feet to make them out.  I can understand that clandestine operations will require something like that - BUT what the hell was it doing in East Los Angeles in broad daylight!?

   Posted by Dr. Jeff       01/23/2006  at  01:05 PM  

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