"Is it POSSIBLE to Flush the Koran?”
Wait a minute. Let me try.
No! In fact the S-bend on my thunderbox is way too thin for the Koran. Can’t even get a single chapter past it. Best to let it soak until the pages go mushy. In theory I should at least be able to help the process along…
eww err!
F**k. O.K, so where’s me rubber gloves?…
Never mind flushing that silly screed written (supposedly) by that fat moujik from Flint.
Far better to flush the fat moujik himself.
The only problem is that the toilet would have to be the size of Gibralter, and God help the people at the sewage disposal plant!
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