irresistible news article titles, round 1

 

1. ...beatings will continue till morale goes up!

   Posted by Rancino       10/28/2008  at  10:38 PM  



2. Good. The less holes we have, the less our damned foes will be able to exploit this.

   Remember: the lead-up to the Bolshevik Revolution saw Russian newspapers give away classified military information in a DELIBERATE attempt to see their countrymen be defeated. While this may not be so extreme a case, I can’t say I would be sad to see leaking swine be given their just deserts.

   Preferably delivered in the form of several lead slugs.

   Posted by Turtler       10/29/2008  at  10:45 PM  

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