I’m Begging You All

 

1. I think I saw her in East St Louis one Wednesday $2 Night.

   Posted by Fine Old Cannibal       07/18/2005  at  11:43 AM  



2. East St. Looie, eh? Another good reason to stay on this side of the river!

   $2? You were overcharged!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       07/18/2005  at  12:46 PM  



3. OOOOOOOOOOO GOD even though the moonbats say there is none!!!!!!!

   Posted by bat crusher       07/18/2005  at  12:47 PM  



4. Looks like they messed up and bought the overweight stripper package that is advertised on their site LOL.. weird thing is the prices are missing now...just $ signs

   Posted by Infinity       07/18/2005  at  01:16 PM  



5. Let me guess....she danced to “Rollin’ in my Sweet Baby’s Arms”.

   I started to suggest that we could use it as a future threat reward but since Infinity visited the site, I did too and came up with the real future threat promise: Zula, Goddess of Virility

   Although I don’t think I have the strength to hold her over anybody’s head.

   Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  02:26 PM  



6. Durn good thing the freight rate to Colorado is so high, eh, OCM?

   Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  02:28 PM  



7. Well, skipper, just stay sober and you won’t have those kinds of DT’s.

   Jeez Stin, how’d you find that Zula page?  It looks like the Barnum & Bailey Sado-Masochism Museum.  Is there a drunken night in your sailor past you need to tell us about?

   Posted by dick       07/18/2005  at  03:13 PM  



8. I admit to my curiosity causing me to click on their “unusual acts” page. I considered it research and ... well ... you know. No sacrifice too great for the BMEWS.

   There is only one particular drunken night in Galveston that I hesitate to discuss. I was set up, I tell ya. It didn’t mean nothin’ and I’m not explaining the lipstick to anyone any more.

   Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  03:33 PM  



9. ICCK.. I didnt go that far on that site.. Glad I didnt…

   Posted by Infinity       07/18/2005  at  04:17 PM  



10. Uh huh. Do you want to tell us what you did check out on that site, Infinity? Come on, ‘fess up. You were the first one to check it out and that’s what encouraged me to look at it. Yeah, I’m blaming you.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  04:49 PM  



11. Don’t start, Frank. Unless that was you in the wig and heels that dragged the bo’sun off into the corner. He was never the same after that.

    Come to think of it you do look sorta familiar…

    Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  04:54 PM  



12. Nah, that would lead to alcohol poisoning before she looked vaguely human, OCM. There’s a limit to the “beer goggles” effect. Even a blind man would run away screaming and dragging his dog behind. The dog would later gouge out it’s own eyes.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  05:18 PM  



13. OHMIGAWD!! Stin, you deserve a Purple Heart for that little bit of “research”.

    I think I’m blind, dammit!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       07/18/2005  at  05:32 PM  



14. No injuries, Skipper. Although there should be some bauble for the danger and intrepidity involved as well as exposing my “good eye” to whateverthehellthatwas in the interest of the betterment of blah, blah, blah, blah.

    Yeah, some sort of valor thingamabobbie would look good.

    I’ll settle for some liberty or “basket leave” though.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/18/2005  at  06:32 PM  



15. Was going to make a comment .......but I don’t think a comment is worthwhile..........

    Posted by Dottie       07/18/2005  at  09:30 PM  

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