Ignoramus Quote Of The Day

 

1. Was it just a proposal or was the computer MAN of the year once?

   (PoliticallyCorrect speech sounds like a three-legged dog with tin cans tied to its tail.)

   Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  11:12 AM  



2. Of course there is, OCM. Here is a picture of the person who really should be Person Of The Year. Dashing, debonair, suave, handsome, intelligent - he has singlehandedly transformed the blogosphere into a thing of beauty with his intellect and insightful writing....

   

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/15/2005  at  12:19 PM  



3. OINK duct-tapes his snout shut.  

   Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  12:24 PM  



4. but people might see that as nepotism,, just cause the managing editor of Time is one of the many other Kelly’s… I’m sure no relation though....

   Posted by Infinity       11/15/2005  at  12:39 PM  



5. OCM:  You should fake spitting up a hairball.

   Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  12:42 PM  



6. Was it just a proposal or was the computer MAN of the year once?

   (PoliticallyCorrect speech sounds like a three-legged dog with tin cans tied to its tail.)

   Posted by Oink on 11/15/2005 at 11:12 AM

   well kinda in 1982… but they changed the heading to machine of the year.. so that’s up to debate I guess.. although they didn’t have a man of the year that year

   1982 Machine of the Year

   Posted by Infinity       11/15/2005  at  12:47 PM  



7. In 1988 they named The Endangered Earth as Planet of the year.. 1988

   the American Soldier has been man/men of the year twice.. 2003 and 1950 as american fighting man

   1950

   Posted by Infinity       11/15/2005  at  12:54 PM  



8. Pope JP2 commented, upon receiving the award, that he was not sure he was honored to be in a group with Adolph Hitler. The award is for importance, not benefit.

   Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  01:25 PM  



9. Impotence? Is that OCM? Or is it Oink? Hard to tell them two apart.

   (duct tape, my ass!)

   I got yer hairball right here, ye farkin’ twinkies!

   (did I mention how humble I am?)

   Never mind.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       11/15/2005  at  01:35 PM  



10. Pope JP2 commented, upon receiving the award, that he was not sure he was honored to be in a group with Adolph Hitler. The award is for importance, not benefit.

    Posted by Oink on 11/15/2005 at 01:25 PM

    yep.. Stalin and Lenin were also Man of the year… and they considered osama for man of the year for 2001… probaly a good thing for them that they decided against that and chose Rudy Instead…

    Posted by Infinity       11/15/2005  at  01:41 PM  



11. "a GOOD THING?” Holy     Y’a think?

    Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  02:23 PM  



12. Whoops, I meant to leave the ”IGNOR-ANUS” quote of the day comment here, not in the “internet” topic.

    D’Oh!!!   

    Posted by Rat Patrol       11/15/2005  at  02:53 PM  



13. Just reading about Osama as Time Magazine’s Man of the Year in 2001, I found my fingers, on their own, tying slip-knots in the computer cables. (Unless the editors hoped he’d show up to accept the award...Naah!)

    Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  03:11 PM  



14. OINK you aint one of these are you? http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/
    Bulldog

    Posted by bulldog       11/15/2005  at  03:24 PM  



15. Bull: I’m from Kentucky. I believe the men who invented Duct Tape and WD-40 BOTH deserve the Nobel Prize.

    Posted by Oink       11/15/2005  at  03:34 PM  



16. me to

    Posted by bulldog       11/15/2005  at  03:37 PM  



17. TIME’s offical song off the year:’WIPEOUT’(and Guns n Roses ‘Thunderstruck’)
    TIME’s official musical group of the year:KATRINA AND THE WAVES.
    *rim shot*

    Yeah-I’m creative like the Skipper’s modest.Smiles sweetly*

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       11/15/2005  at  03:58 PM  



18. I am but your humble host. Plain and unadorned in all ways. I live to serve the great minds who surf to this site.

    

    Ah! That felt better. Twerp, you are due a spanking!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       11/15/2005  at  05:21 PM  



19. While Katrina, and by extension Mother Nature, got the most attention, panelists also suggested U2 lead singer and activist Bono, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the Iraqi people and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the Jordanian-born leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, as possibilities. Norquist suggested a cover with Rice and recently deceased civil rights activist Rosa Parks.

    Some of the other possible people of the year..maybe mother earth isn’t such a bad idea.....
    although I think Rosa Parks would be a Great Choice...the nominees arent even supposed to be public till december 18th when the final decision is made,but they were leaked.

    Maybe it will change to Rosa Parks.. but knowing Time and some of the past choices, maybe we should just hope that mother nature/Katrina makes it.....

    Posted by Infinity       11/15/2005  at  07:51 PM  



20. Had they chosen Osama for 2001 I believe that the survivors who pulled themselves from the wreckage of their burning building and escaped the mob crowd would have skipped town, changed their names and learned the art of bagging groceries in anonymous small towns very far from the Big Apple. I suggest that they factored that into their decision. Not quite as dumb as they might often appear to be.

    Posted by StinKerr       11/16/2005  at  03:57 AM  



21. Oh, that’s a HOOT, OCM.

    Nicely done. I’d probably pick that one over some others I’ve seen. Dont get swell headed, it’s still not sayin’ much.

    Posted by StinKerr       11/16/2005  at  02:15 PM  

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