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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 11/10/2005 at 03:56 PM   
 
  1. Brussels - 10 Nov - In an reverse imitation of the Germans in 1918 and 1940, Moslem youth today started the invasion of Germany from France through Belgium. German Boarder Guard General Kix Jurass, when asked what his guards intended to do, simply replied, “Treat them like the French and be home for beer and sausage by 18- 1900 at the latest.”

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   11/10/2005  at  04:59 PM  

  2. belguim, next biggist graveyard for young british soldiers, from ww1,where is van dam when they need im? LOL
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  05:24 PM  

  3. No European Talks .... And this is significant how?

    When countries have serious issues “Talks” are supposed to be a prelude to actions.
    Since none of these countries show any inclination to take effective action ... see my point?

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  06:18 PM  

  4. Another batch of hypocrites getting their due. I’m really trying to summon some sympathy for them but it’s just not happening. Perhaps they’ll look to themselves before they take up their superior attitude again to decry others.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/10/2005  at  07:10 PM  

  5. and these guys thought now we are buddys, in the eu, that they would have command over the british army, for there euro army,big belgium genral, i think they where told to fuck off,oink thats wot they do, they talk to much and do fuckall, let me explane to you how the eu works, germany lost two world wars and is now trying to take over, through the back door, and who is there best frend?, france, who tryed it before them, thank fuck for the ENGLISH channel, and brave guys with bagpipes n guns, who cares about belgium? rolleyes
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  07:55 PM  

  6. I hope you have gates on that Chunnel thingie, Bulldog, or are ready to blow it up.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/10/2005  at  08:02 PM  

  7. I like wot you say bulldog. It’ll probably increase the brain drain to US—our gain, their loss. (StinKerr being the exception that proves the rule).

    I have noticed, not a criticism, as the evening wears on, perhaps a few pints (?) you remind me less of Winston and more of Ringo.....

    P.S. That’s Good!!!

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  08:03 PM  

  8. Srin: I thought the same thing when they completed it. Reflecting back on WW2, and Hitler’s “Sea Lion” plan—a bit o’ the ole C-4, eh wot? Problem solved.

    I thought the same with the Panama Canal “giveaway”. What’s the big deal? Who needs trouble? Anytime we want to take it back, no problemo.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  08:08 PM  

  9. oink yea wanna fight? i downt looook like wingo beerparty leave stinkerr,out of this es m mate, come on then
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  08:26 PM  

  10. Cap’n, This cove’s bother’n me!

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  08:54 PM  

  11. oink why do you talk in gobldy gook? hitlers “sea lion” panama canal “giverway” i havent noticed this before, your spanish, but as the evening wears on, perhaps a few joint (?)
    you remind of not a pig but a little lamb, not a criticism, joine in now ocm arrrrrr, n very tasty,to eat, james the 1st aws please,
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  09:00 PM  

  12. just joking oink.

    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  09:03 PM  

  13. Gimme a break, Bullsh bulldog! I have a hide as thick as an elephant and a tin ear. Or as my Dad said, I’m tough as a pig’s nose and twice as nasty. I have never been offended on BMEWS. Pissed off at trolls, maybe.

    Perhaps you begain to see the bond that OCM and I have—despite my vastly superior intelligence and savior faire. But I suspect he gets more pussy.  We think alike more than anyone believes.

    Badges? we don’ need no steenkin’ badges!

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  09:20 PM  

  14. i like it, pussy ,catman, sorry bout yer tin ear, i dont do badgers, i mean badges,chill mannn joint
    Bullshit flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  09:36 PM  

  15. i dident mean bullshit flag that looks very bad and stupid, sorry amricans,
    im just joking oink
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  09:45 PM  

  16. james the 1st king of loads,aws please oink.

    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  09:57 PM  

  17. It’s good to see that Oink has finally admitted that I’m exceptional. Thanks, pig

    Yep, that Panama Canal isn’t going anywhere. The latest problem, however, is that the Chinese want to get in on the action there. They want to buy in by investing/participating in the enlargement program. I suspect that they want to run it eventually.

    Any influence the Chinese get over the Panama Canal would represent a stranglehold on the U.S. for both commercial shipping and moving Navy ships between oceans.

    Let’s keep an eye on this.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/10/2005  at  10:04 PM  

  18. Chinese? Screw ‘em! Let’s see how they manage the military supply line problem across the Pacific. If they want to spend their own money improving it, great. One conventional bomb on one lock, AMF Panama Canal. Terrorists are a bigger worry. If anyone tried to deny us access, we could take back the canal militarily without breaking a sweat.

    True, keep an eye on what’s going on near the canal. Also Hoover Dam, ports, bridges ......

    “Oh you are special, yes so special, everyone is special, in their special way.” --Mister Rogers

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  10:18 PM  

  19. StinK: Help me do a Field Sobriety Test with Sinjin Bulldog. You hold him upright and I’ll challenge him to find his ass with both hands.

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/10/2005  at  10:22 PM  

  20. you have to watch them chinks, look how they have taken over hong kong, any one would think it was theres,it was so good when we had it the viets used to get boats there.
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  10:42 PM  

  21. oink its D D in the uk, and i know where my ass is, thanks rolleyes
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   11/10/2005  at  10:50 PM  

  22. Betting pool on the first of the two to invite OCM to kiss his stern. My money’s on the Skipper.

    Don’t worry, Bulldog, OCM has a problem detecting irony. The rest of us got it.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/11/2005  at  11:19 AM  

  23. I have no memory of this event… oh oh perhaps it was caused by a virus?

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/11/2005  at  11:51 AM  

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