Ice Age Conspiracy

 

1. the late great joe strummer of the CLASH said in, London calling “the ice age is comming the suns zooming in”. who cares?. 

   Posted by bulldog       02/07/2006  at  01:21 PM  



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   Posted by Oink       02/07/2006  at  01:25 PM  



3. All of this is cycles-within-cycles.  Back in the 1980’s the Usual suspects were all a tingle over “Nuclear Winter”, as if a thermonuclear holocaust wasn’t enough to worry about.

   Now the same asshats are pushing Global Warming.  It’s all about power and the ability to tell the rest of us how to live our lives.  Scratch a Liberal and you’ll usually find a Dictator.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       02/07/2006  at  01:32 PM  



4. Okay, so that begs the question, are the PETA folks ‘in’ on it or are they just a necessary sacrifice.  I mean no way the bikini clad KFC lady is going to be able to survive in that string bikini....wait a minute!!!!!  She was wearing earmuffs.  So, she must get cold, right?  But, only her ears!  What is keeping the rest of her warm?!!?!?! 

   Perhaps, there is something ‘implanted’ in them to crank up the heat?  I present Pamela Anderson (that has enough implants in her to protect a small villiage from freezing over)and I rest my case.

   Posted by Beccayinn       02/07/2006  at  01:36 PM  



5. So, are we going to get subsidies to run SUVs to combat the coming ice age? I’ll betcha Wooden Al could get behind that.   He’s always been completely out of step with reality.

   Posted by StinKerr       02/07/2006  at  01:41 PM  



6. what is it with our faulse profits like pam anderson, and that other bird, why cant they be compleaty naked in front of KFC?. shit the danish beer is kicking in

   Posted by bulldog       02/07/2006  at  01:59 PM  



7. I always knew that “glowball warming” was just a big load of

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/07/2006  at  02:18 PM  



8. bacca: You’ve not heard the one about the fishing vessel that rescues a young woman from the icy waters?

   The Captain shouts, “Do we have a MacIntosh to get this girl warm?”
   Voice from below deck, “No, but we have a MacKenzie who’ll do his damndest!”

   Posted by Oink       02/07/2006  at  02:27 PM  



9. "Gore has been telling us”?  Who does he excite?  His wife?
   Albert has yet to grow up if there’s enough time.  So little to do and so little able to do.  Flying saucers have been scarce and he wants so much to be a part of all these marvelous new wonders e.g. internet.

   Posted by Officer Pupp       02/07/2006  at  03:28 PM  



10. That settles it, Oink, with the new avetar and the joke, you need to become Monsieur L’oink! It is more appropriate!

    And regarding, Gore, I still think his wife looked a little scared, not excited after ‘the kiss’.

    Posted by Beccayinn       02/07/2006  at  03:37 PM  



11. Becca: And this little went Oui Oui Oui, All the Way Home?

    Hmmmm ... depends on the question

    Posted by Oink       02/07/2006  at  03:47 PM  



12. Wonder how long it will take those subsidized “glowball warming” quacks to climb on this Russian chap’s bandwagon.

    “The particles of our emissions are reflecting the light and heat of the sun and contributing to global cooling (cue the falling sky)!”

    “Quick, pass the hat, we gotta bribe politicians and have a conference and a protocol to save the world!”

    I can hear it now.

    QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, all of them, and the more heavily they are subsidized (which of them actually earns a free-market living?), the bigger QUACKS they are.

    To hell with them all.  If one of them can accurately predict his own local weather, it would be a shock.

    

    Posted by Tannenberg       02/07/2006  at  06:06 PM  



13. Thank The Lord for the Discovery/Science/NationalGeographic Channel Complex, or whatever.  We really are overdue for the next Ice Age sometime soon, in a geological time-frame.  And that isn’t some Liberal Masturbation Fantasy—just look at the past.

    Posted by Oink       02/10/2006  at  12:51 AM  

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