Don’t send the cops. I promise to bring it back when I’m done!
I was at work.Honest
Lame-ass excuse to tell a joke:
A man goes to his doctor & sez, “Doc, all my friends tell me that I look terrible—but I feel great!” The doc checks her bookshelf and mutters, “Feels terrible looks great—no, that’s not the one. Lessee...feels great, looks great...no. Not feels terrible, looks terrible… Ah! here it is..Looks Terrible, Feels Great.” She consults the book for a few moments and announces, “You’re a vagina.”
A duck and a skunk are walking down the road and the duck says-Oh never mind