I Found the Solution To The Social Security Shortfall

 

1. We just had a “Big Bike” death by a 25 year old hitting a pole on the back road along the Gulf Coast to Tarpon Springs.  The signs say slow down to 10 MPH and he must have going over 40.

   It did look like head trauma to me and he wasn’t wearing a helmet.  But I heard a rumor that helmets create more neck injuries.  My dad, may he rest in peace, pulled out in front of a Biker and he hit his head right into our car about 2 feet from my face when I was in the 7th grade.  He had a helmet on so he was fine.

   Some health insurance companies won’t insure a Biker.  Hell, we don’t care we even insure lawyers.  We insure minors who ride bulls and get slammed into the brain trauma centers.  Most of the time our brain trauma clients were drivin’ in cars if you just look at the numbers.

   If you are going to lose a child it usually has something to do with autos and trauma. Parents can get a little nervious when they get a call at 1 AM and their 19 year old is still out havin’ fun.  Just make sure your health insurance terminates your children’s health insurance if they flip in the car 7 times, and they are pulling ribs out of the lungs, and they can’t be a FULL TIME student.  People tell me that because their employer is spending $1,100 a month for their family’s health insurance it has to be good.  I say, “Ya right - like you have a clue.”

   I just looked up a 30 year-old-couple with two children, in Lansing, MI., and the cost is $136 a month for HSA health insurance.  I bet the Tax-Payers there are spending $1,100 a month if this family works for the city or county governments.  I don’t mind the tax payers being hozed up the Wazoo if the money went to the citizen but it doesn’t.  I bet it all goes to a special insurance company with political connections with the color BLUE in their name.  Someone should write a book and call it: Code Blue.

   President bush says, “Become EMPOWERED with a tax-free HSA.” It is the Republican way.

   Posted by Z Woof       01/23/2005  at  10:15 AM  

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