Hysterical Rewrite
The Donks are liars.
I pointed it out today too at Redstate.org
I call it The Future: http://ron-greiner.redstate.org/story/2005/11/15/5587/7197
Ted Nugent on TRUTH:
NUGE: “Im drunk on truth. It guides my everyday. I will not rest till it returns to basic policy in America. no more negotiations, no more diplomacy, no more fantasy, no more denial. this is the Truth Alamo. Destroy the enemy. Destroy them all, smiling all the way. Happy ThanXgiving.
Democrats 
Just thinking about gun control makes me want to shoot someone.
Posted by Z Woof
11/15/2005 at 06:22 AM
Dems: We’re not responsible, WE’RE IRRESPONSIBLE!
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That Donk on the right has to be Ted Kennedy. Ya think?
No way Macker. That Donk on the right is fat but, Kennedy is a lot fatter.
Ted Kennedy’s Cheif of Staff said, ”FatTed has no feelings in his legs anymore, FatTed is pathetic. When he’s not eating he’s smokin’.”
Use your head.
If your voting Democrat, your Stuck on Stupid.
In Other News: Bucs Scalp Pesky-Redskins
36 - 35
Coach Gruden said, “The Bucs are suckers for MIND-Control, that was the our major advantage.”
Posted by Z Woof
11/15/2005 at 08:57 AM
The strategy for combatting them is clear and easy: quote them. And keep repeating, LIAR!
Posted by Oink
11/15/2005 at 11:05 AM
Urgent Email:
(Don’t go to a gun fight unless your pistol caliber starts with a 4.....)
“Hello to all my fellow gunners, military buffs, veterans and interested guys. A couple of weekends ago I got to spend time with my son Jordan, who was on his first leave since returning from Iraq. He is well (a little thin), and already bored. He will be returning to Iraq for a second tour in early 06 and has already re-enlisted early for 4 more years. He loves the Marine Corps and is actually looking forward to returning to Iraq.
Jordan spent 7 months at Camp Blue Diamond in Ramadi. Aka: Fort Apache. He saw and did a lot and the following is what he told me about weapons, equipment, tactics and other miscellaneous info which may be of interest to you. Nothing is by any means classified. No politics here, just a Marine with a birds eye views opinions:
1) The M-16 rifle : Thumbs down. Chronic jamming problems with the talcum powder like sand over there. The sand is everywhere. Jordan says you feel filthy 2 minutes after coming out of the shower. The M-4 carbine version is...”
Also this just in:
husband was in when he forgot his wife’s birthday…
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> His wife told him, “Tomorrow there’d better be something in the
> driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”.
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> The next morning the wife found a small package on the driveway…
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> When she opened the package, she found a brand new bathroom scale.
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> Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for SaturdaySpeaking of Fat, have you seen how fat Ted Kennedy (D-MA) is now?
Posted by Z Woof
11/15/2005 at 11:42 AM
OCM: Ted Nugent was OK at the NRA meeting.
NRA’s ally in Congress
The NRA, which as 4 million members, has helped elect Republican lawmakers, such as DeLay, who support the group’s efforts to limit lawsuits seeking damages against gun manufacturers and distributors and to make sure a ban on assault weapons isn’t resurrected.Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s executive vice president, called DeLay the NRA’s steadfast ally in Congress.
“His work to preserve our constitutional rights has earned the respect of his colleagues, our 4 million members, and millions of law-abiding gun owners across this nation,” he said.
Earlier at the gathering, rock musician and gun-rights advocate Ted Nugent urged NRA members to be “hardcore, radical extremists demanding the right to self defense” and to work daily to recruit new members.
Whats wrong with being a radical extremist?
Posted by Z Woof
11/15/2005 at 12:06 PM
for Jordan: ATTEN-HUT! HAND-SALUTE!
Posted by Oink
11/15/2005 at 01:21 PM
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