A spokesman said: “The two-hour class briefly touched on how to use a ladder safely. If we didn’t do it and people were falling off ladders, we would be criticised.”
Noooo, the person who would be criticized would be the policeman who wanted to sue the government for his injuries because he crippled himself falling of a *&^%$#$%@ 3 FOOT LADDER!
At least, that’s who would be criticized by *the public*. But I forgot, you don’t care about their opinion, you’re worried about the criticism of those up your chain of command.
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