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1. Current problems.

   Pros / Cons of Reform.

   Posted by Fangbeer       02/03/2005  at  09:24 PM  



2. You have my votes.

   Posted by Steel Turman       02/04/2005  at  02:08 AM  



3. 42+12 = 55. Take the improper integral of 55t^(-3) with respect to t from infinity to pi, subtract e, multiply by 2^12, and take the first digit of the mantissa.

   This is 2.  Which is even.  Which, as everyone knows, obviously means that social security is a bust.  Ask any math person.

   Posted by sackofcatfood       02/04/2005  at  06:01 AM  



4. sackofcatfood flunked math. But the premise
   is correct.

   Posted by Steel Turman       02/04/2005  at  06:09 AM  



5. Well, if you ignore the typographical errors… I really did work it all out. :p

   (12 => 13)

   Posted by sackofcatfood       02/04/2005  at  06:19 AM  



6. (hand raised) Oh, Oh!!!!! I know! I know!!!! The anwer to funding Social Security is right in front of our noses.
   Find the slimiest mass-murdering dictator on the planet --Kim Il Sung of North Korea will do nicely—and start a Kimchee-For-Food program, run by the Social Security Administration.

   Boy, the guy in the below story is in deep   , right?  Forty lashes with the ole wet noodle!
   
   Head of Oil-For-Food Program Disciplined

   Annan said the United Nations was still deciding how to discipline Sevan, but it wasn’t clear how much it can do. Sevan is officially retired, though he is still being paid a token salary of one dollar a year so he is available to investigators.
   While Sevan was featured prominently in the report, the amount of money he may have pocketed — $160,000 — is a pittance compared with the $21 billion that U.S. congressional investigators claim Saddam illegally made under the oil-for-food program.

   Posted by Oink       02/04/2005  at  06:42 AM  



7. 12<13 Humor<Logic Fact>Fiction

   Big>Small Time=Money $=Good thing

   0$=No things %<100 &<But ,>.

   And above all else ... leave no stone
   unturned, and make no left turns unstoned.

   Posted by Steel Turman       02/04/2005  at  06:58 AM  



8. Dude, it is WAY TOO EARLY to be sucking on that bong! 

   Posted by Vilmar       02/04/2005  at  07:09 AM  



9. Right, Steel T

   What part of “ x^n + y^n = z^n has no non-zero integer solutions for x, y and z when n > 2 “ don’t you understand

   P.S. Vilmar: I had a poster (you got it! it was in the 60’s!) that showed Mr. Zig-Zag running the high hurdles.  The caption read, WEEDIES—THE BREAKFAST OF HEAD-STARTERS

   Posted by Oink       02/04/2005  at  07:13 AM  



10. I have not yet begun to smoke. Woe be unto
    you were I to do so.

    But it’s early, I think I go pour a bowl of
    Weedies.

    Posted by Steel Turman       02/04/2005  at  07:24 AM  



11. everything is always right in front of your nose to oink.

    4 YoMaMa Obamas = $2.4 trillion ((Dems spent $.6 trillion and got Obama (D-IL)))

    (-)Social Security Transition cost = $2 trillion

    Your change = $0.4 trillion

    Do you want fries with your tax-free PSA in Social Security Reform or a Big Gulp or something?

    

    Posted by Z Woof       02/04/2005  at  07:26 AM  



12. Ya know, between now and next month, that
    MAY ... and I use the word loosely, become
    understandable.

    Posted by Steel Turman       02/04/2005  at  07:42 AM  



13. I admire Z Woof. S/he (DNA test results pending) has balls the size of cantaloupes.
    Especially admirable contrasted with one wimp on this board that I ripped a new asshole or two, gently and using local anesthetic—haven’t heard from him since.

    Posted by Oink       02/04/2005  at  08:08 AM  



14. I’m learning from you oink on how to only use as much name calling as needed using your so-called local anestetic.  I catch my self saying, “How would oink respond.”

    Basically it’s a habit.  I come from a long line of Iowa pig farmers and I “believe” some pigs have great wisdom, but I’m probably wrong.  But I did see the documentary “Babe” and believe most of that stuff because I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

    I’m Iowa Born - I’ve come to set you free.
    Iowa 23rd - To Texas slaves in final days of the Civil War  

    Announcement: All slaves your new classifications is called employee

    Posted by Z Woof       02/04/2005  at  08:28 AM  



15. Thanks, Z.  But I don’t think it’ll ever replace “What would Jesus do?”

    Posted by Oink       02/04/2005  at  08:57 AM  



16. You are soo right again oink, you prove my point.

    Also on the above Announcement:  Everybody just stay where you are and let everything die down some with these Texans. Slavery is now outlawed so your new classification is called an employee.

    JOB - Just Over Broke

    Do you call Indiana people Indianaownians?

    Posted by Z Woof       02/04/2005  at  09:21 AM  



17. “Hoosiers”
    As in ”WHoosier Daddy?”

    Posted by Oink       02/04/2005  at  09:30 AM  



18. I know that oink, I just forgot.  Well I didn’t know the Daddy part.

    That’s Pig Wisdom again and again again.

    Zappa said, “Knowledge is not wisdom....”

    It’s a quack or oink right here?

    Posted by Z Woof       02/04/2005  at  11:06 AM  

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