Well, nice to see that the pressure from the correct-thinking democrats and those who insightfully have opposed the evil Halliburton-Zionist-Bushitler War On Iraq for Oil have finally forced the Stupid Evil Chimp, who is the Most Clever Evil Person Ever to Occupy the White House Illegally, to start pulling our children out of harm’s way in that totally lost and benighted land! Why, he lied to get us in there, it was a quagmire from the moment the largest sandstorm in recent times stopped the evil assault dead in its tracks, they never told us the truth about the mass murders being committed by our evil troops, hid the bodies of the thousands upon thousands of our poor children killed by the courageous resistance, have never told us of the billionses and billionses of blood profit dollars being stuffed into the evil pocketses of Cheney and Bushitler’s familieses, my precious, and they are tricksey and evil and false and they hurts us, they does, and we hates them forever, Precious. Gollum, gollum, gollum.
Looks like I won’t be able to do a tour in Iraq. Damn.
There’s always Iran or Syria, I guess.
"Fists of Death” Rumsfeld? Does that title have anything to do with his Kung-fu Mastery?