Hissssssssssss ….
on 08/11/2006 at 11:06 PM
Huhhh? Is this another “film” based on some Nintendo game? Pass, thanks.
“oh no, the snakes got loose and could kill us all!!!” Ok, turn off the heat. Get the cabin temp down to about 40 degrees. You’ll be cold but the snakes will be dead. Go find them and bag ‘em up. Problem solved. Total time = 20 minutes. Depressurize the cabin, slowly. Pop go the reptiles! Put all the people on oxygen and fly higher. No O2 = dead snakes. If that doesn’t work then just land the damn jet. At 600mph, is there anywhere in the USA where a jet is more than 45 minutes away from a suitable runway?
I love action flicks but the ones that are just moron central are unwatchable. 4 viable solutions from 30 seconds thought equates to me not wasting cash on a movie this dumb.
I’d never know how it turned out - massive heart attack would kill me before I could do anything or help anyone else. Give me a crazed serial killer any day, I’d look him in the face and take him on. Snakes nope, no way not this kid at all.
Snakes I can deal with. Wasps I can’t. Big angry wasps that got in the house and built a nest under your bed, inside the boxspring where they can’t be found, crawling up under your covers while you sleep. You roll over in the middle of the night and kick the whole nest full! AAaaaauuugggh!! And they have a terrorist pact with the termites and are secretly cross-breeding in your walls, just waiting for you to start that drywall project the wife has been on your case about for a couple years now ...
I’m with Drew’s FIRST comment....how L-A-M-E.
However...Drew, you are evil. Wasps crossbreeding with Termites?!?
Just throw in the flying spiders and be done with it, k?
<shiver>Samuel L. Jackson used to do good movies like “Pulp Fiction”. Now he’s doing “Snakes on a Plane”, a movie that sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit. It’s sad, so damn sad…
You guys are all missing it here. Have you all been hiding in a cave the last year? The script for this movie was written, edited and re-edited by bloggers at a special web blog Jackson setup over a year ago.
Yes, you heard that right. It’s a new experiment Jackson and the studio is trying. Half the blogosphere is anxiously awaiting the premiere to see how it turned out. In a recent interview, Jackson said it’s the most fun he has ever had making a movie because the script changed from day to day.
Yeah, “Snakes On A Plane” is a lame concept but it’s kinda campy too. This could be the next “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
Get with the program, folks! Don’t be a bunch of old stick-in-the-muds.
Hissssssssssss ...
No, no, no...a thousand times no!!!!!
I’m only afraid of three kinds of snakes....live snakes, dead snakes and sticks that look like snakes.
Sounds like an al quieda plot to me ,stuff snakes full of liquid explosives and hide them in your hand luggage ,im sure a snake could get through security at heathrow ,as long as its in a clear plastic bag
Posted by cheesychomper
08/12/2006 at 09:45 PM
Snakes on a plane...Sounds like a trip with Soros, Moore, Dean, and JFK Jr.
bat crusher - what a bunch of asps. (although I liked JFK jr., he really doesn’t belong in that group - now Teddy ‘a bridge too far’ Kennedy does).
On the topic, don’t know if I like the concept of a blog driven movie - it does have it’s interesting aspects but with the adult trolls and the teens trying to act like adult trolls - a topic of merit would get out of hand. Which is probably why Jackson chose such a stupid topic. Oh well, let me know how it turns out - just from the title I wouldn’t see it.
Remember that scene from Indiana Jones? Nope, no adventure past that point, I’d be dead. Also from When Rabbit Howls, there’d been no book if it was me - I’d been dead after ‘good ole step monster(dad)’ tossed snakes down on me. Man there are some sick people in the world. And they are probably out there blogging this movie into an Oscar.
S.O.A.P. This one oughta really clean up…
Methinks this smells of Hollyweird hype!
