Heros And National Holidays

 

1. (Allan, perhaps you don’t realize how badly you’re dating yourself by using the word “hippie")
   I don’t hit women, but could A.L. Twerp (A.K.A. Molly Marine) be assigned to the woman who asked my wife, “How could you vote for George Bush?”
   An could I watch?

   Posted by Oink       01/27/2005  at  08:59 PM  



2. "Hippie” is a term that I use every day.
   as in “Greasy Hippie","Smelly Hippie","Greasy Smelly Bastard Hippies”,
   or as Mike Savage Calls them “Red Diaper Doper Babies”.
   I guess that dates me too!!
   I got my education before the politically correct NEA choked the common sense out of the schools.

   I love the idea of the “Kick The Living Shit Out Of A Hippie Day”

   Actually ,
   I will most likely be at the range on Sunday,
   no hippies ever seem to come out to a gun range for some reason, i don’t know why.

   Maybe they have ESP,
   Maybe they know what we shooters are thinking,

   “Come on over here Hippie, I,m all outta Michael Moore Small Bore Rifle Targets”,
   so you’re gonna hafta do!!

   Posted by stan       01/27/2005  at  10:49 PM  



3. WESTERN STATES GUIDE FOR “KTLSOOAH” DAY

   I did a little research on the web and have found that the following places are suggested by local authorities to fill your bag limit during the first couple of hours of “kick the living shit out of a hippie day”.
   This list is not exhaustive and deals primarily with western states.

   California - Any community that ends in “beach”. E.I. - Venice Beach, Huntington Beach, etc. San Francisco and it’s suburbs. Any mountain town in Northern California advertising a “hemp based economy”. Any town advocating secession from the Union.

   Oregon and Washington - Mainly Portland, Eugene, and Seattle. Any town with a “hemp based economy” or advocating secession from the Union.

   Western Montana, Idaho, Nevada, Western Arizona - As these states have very small populations of true hippies it is recommend that participants in KTLSOOAH Day go to the west coast where hippies are in danger of overpopulating.

   Colorado - As this is my home state it was the easiest to research. Any town along the I70 corridor between Denver and Glenwood Springs. Does NOT include Glenwood Springs or towns further west. Aspen and any other up-scale ski town including Telluride, Vail, Copper Mountain, etc. The Capital Hill area in Denver. Boulder and any mountain town in Boulder County. Lastly, moderate hippie populations can be found in Fort Collins.

   New Mexico - Taos or any northern mountain town with a “hemp based economy”

   Eastern Montana, North and South Dakota - Because of your exceedingly low hippie populations, it would probably be easier to go to Madison Wisconson than Colorado. I did not research Madison, but heard that Madison is bursting at the seams with hippies and if something is not done soon to regulate the population, there will be a massive natural die off.

   Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas - Colordo is a easy short drive for you folks

   Western Arizona - Northern New Mexico would be the easiest drive for you.

   Oklahoma and Texas - If on a Ski Trip, Colorado’s a must. If Driving, go to Northern New Mexico.

   I hope this was of some help.

   LC Geno

   Posted by LC Geno       01/27/2005  at  10:51 PM  



4. Great Idea LC,
   I,ll Bring The the CJ-7,and we Can Go Spot Lighting for them.
   Ar-15 or M1?

   Posted by stan       01/27/2005  at  11:34 PM  



5. Stan - Sorry Brother but I may have confused you, but KTLSOOAH Day and Hippie Hunting Season are two different events.
   KTLSOOAH Day is meant to be an athletic sporting event where you beat a hippie until they crap. This requires clubs, bats, etc. The athletic part comes in when the wily hippie first sees you coming with a bat. Unless the hippie is totally wacked on too many peyote buds, he’ll run for sure and you’ll have to run it down. The hardest type of hippie to catch is the one high on Crank or Crystal. A hippie on a good Crystal high is almost impossible to catch, hence you need a great deal of endurance or a real fast sprint speed. Remember KTLSOOAH Day is coming up real quick so start training now.

   Now then, hippie hunting season is still a few weeks off in Colorado. Hippie hunting season requires stealth and discretion, so leave the CJ-7 at home. We’re also not spotlighting jackrabbits or coyotes so leave that home as well. Also an AR-15 or M1 is way to much fire power. Let me explain. The hippie hunting season falls in February and its damn cold outside. That makes the urban centers the best place to find hippies. The best winter habitat of the western hippie is new age book stores, coffee shops featuring marxist poetry readings, vegitarian cafes, rastafarian concert halls, etc. This requires up close hunting. Use a silenced small caliber hand gun, as this won’t scare off the remaining hippies and give other hunters a chance to get their bag limit. You’ll also need good camouflage, and not the type that you find in Cabela’s or Sportmans Warehouse. I recommend two types.
   First - don’t bath for a month, wear really nasty buckskin shirt, really nasty blue jeans, really nasty worn out lace up boots, let your hair grow down to your ass, and grow a long unkept beard with lice in it. As this type of camouflage works great but is incredibly offensive to my wife, I generally use the “Beatnik” camouflage.
   Second - “The Beatnik” - This is a kinda hippie camouflage that will get you into most of the hippie winter habitats unnoticed.
   You need a black beret, has to be black, and a Che Guevara star pin. Really dark shades. Grease your hair down. You must grow a goatee, but one of those thin french looking mustaches is optional. Smoke those ass nasty turkish clove cigerettes. Wear a turtle neck, and one of those 60’s looking suit jackets with the really big fucking laples. Ass nasty bell bottom jeans (these are really hard to find), and platform shoes. As I said, this is a “kinda” hippie camouflage. So to really pull it off you need to brush up on some bad Alan Ginsburg poetry and know a little Rastafarian history so as not to scare the wily hippie off. One last thing, make sure you drive a beat to shit VW mini bus(also hard to find) with flowers painted all over the sides of it. This way the hippie won’t see you coming and start running early.

   Hope this helps
   Happy KTLSOOAH DAY & Hippie Hunting Season

   PS- For all you Barbara Boxer Brown Shirts, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE. I do not espouse killing other human beings except for capital punishment, home invasion, war, etc. The above IS A FUCKING JOKE, so keep your panties on. FETE

   LC Geno

   Posted by LC Geno       01/28/2005  at  01:54 AM  

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