Hell Of A Nifty Home Business

 

1. Somerset Maugham
   
   If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.

   Thanks to the menace of meth labs I now have the government’s nose up my ass when I try to buy: cold remedies, Coleman fuel, muriatic acid...etc.

   Unfettered government, of course, has never been a menace to anyone…

   Posted by Oink       02/09/2005  at  09:45 AM  



2. This is GENIUS! However, they are idiots for only charging $20 a pop. I have to imagine that Oprah-watching, disengaged parents would shell out HUGE bucks for this service. Especially if it keeps the police out.

   Where can I get me one of those dogs?

   Posted by tuffbeingright       02/09/2005  at  10:17 AM  



3. Or since this is a Canadian small business, they may restrained by Canadian regulations which dictate how much they can charge for an inspection.

   Of course the price doesn’t include the Provincial Sales Tax or the Gouge and Screw Goods and Services Tax either!

   Posted by Macker       02/09/2005  at  10:41 AM  



4. Yea, who do private homeowners think they are—The Government? 

   And the kids will learn a valuable lesson:  grownups are armed, dangerous and crazy.

   Posted by Oink       02/09/2005  at  12:47 PM  



5. POP QUIZ

   multiple choice--
   1. Which drugs kill millions
   A. meth., coke, crack, heroin
   B. tobacco, alcohol

   2.  Which drugs are legal
   A. meth., coke, crack, heroin
   B. tobacco, alcohol

   essay
   How does OLDCATMAN’s daily smoking of “evil weed” give new insights into the foundation of his political opinions? 

   Posted by Oink       02/09/2005  at  01:16 PM  



6. And then along comes mary
   And does she want to see the stains,
   The dead remains of all the pain
   She left the night before
   Or will their waking eyes reflect the lies
   And make them realize
   Their urgent cry for sight no more
   When we met I was sure out to lunch
   Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

   Sweet as the punch
   Sweet as the punch
   Sweet as the punch
   Sweet as the punch

   Dude, if there is a drug I have not taken, it was due to an oversight on my part.

   (SERIOUSLY: That is one of the reasons I dare not use the stuff any more) I never injected. 

   Posted by Oink       02/09/2005  at  02:04 PM  



7. >> ...I sure as hell don’t need viagra!

   nasty visual. be careful with the sharp edged farm equipment.

   Posted by tuffbeingright       02/09/2005  at  03:04 PM  

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