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1. Reminds me of an old song(?) Love is a Long and Slender Thing.

   Posted by StinKerr       07/21/2005  at  04:42 AM  



2. ’twas but a scale model… Supposedly the Sumerians were the first “civilization” about 8,000 years ago, but then this little stone weiner is 20 thousand years older than that.

   Just goes to show the order of priority in early human development…

   LC RP

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/21/2005  at  06:38 AM  



3. I forgot the name of the ‘70s vintage movie, but the memorable line was
   “it looks like a penis, only smaller...”

   It might have been Hollywood Knights, but don’t hold me to it…

   LC RP

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/21/2005  at  09:30 AM  



4. Well, how environmentally friendly.  A non-electric dildo.  That’s where the enviro-wackos want to take us, back about 28,000 years.

   Posted by dick       07/21/2005  at  12:59 PM  



5. Skip: RE “Kinda narrow and a wee bit short” --- Braggart!

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       07/21/2005  at  02:35 PM  



6. 28,000 years? Wow, let’s see Viagra stand-up to that!

   Posted by piccalo       07/21/2005  at  04:45 PM  



7. It’s the truth, I tells ya. I am that BIG! Really! I swear to .......

   /* BOOMING LIGHTNING CRASH AND THUNDER */

   OK, God. Ya caught me on that one. I promise to tell the truth from now on.

   /* BOOMING LIGHTNING CRASHES AND LOUDER THUNDER */

   Alright, already! I’ll try real hard to tell the truth, OK?

   

   Posted by The Skipper       07/21/2005  at  04:49 PM  



8. I’ll go check it out. Just to see how good OCM’s memory is. 

   Posted by StinKerr       07/21/2005  at  06:56 PM  



9. Gee whiz......I have said many times in the past & I say it again - the phallus is where a man’s brain originates.........

   Posted by Dottie       07/21/2005  at  07:22 PM  



10. Robin Williams said that a man was given a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one or the other. Perhaps he had a valid point.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/21/2005  at  10:44 PM  



11. Stin, there ain’t no “perhaps” about it. It’s a fact. Limited supply of blood has always gotten me into trouble.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       07/21/2005  at  11:27 PM  



12. I was being polite and giving us the benefit of the doubt, Skipper. We know the truth and the ladies know the truth but it doesn’t hurt to hedge a little bit.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/22/2005  at  01:29 AM  



13. I will say that it was definitely an addition to my sex life, OCM. Sorry, I didn’t get to your post on the forum. I got distracted and forgot. Make of that what you will.

    It doesn’t matter at the moment anyway, ‘cause I ain’t gettin any of ether.

    Posted by StinKerr       07/22/2005  at  09:16 AM  

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