He Killed The Wabbit

 

1. Bear season,,Rabbit season. Bear season,,Rabbit season.BEAR season,,RABBIT season.RABBIT SEASON,,BEAR SEASON,,,,BLAM!!
   Silly Elmer,tsk tsk.

   Posted by Rich K       02/26/2010  at  12:28 AM  



2. We were in yellowstone many moons ago. My mother asked a ranger how to tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly.  With a very straight face the ranger told my mom a brown bear will follow you up the tree, and a grizzly will just knock the tree over.

   Posted by StephanA       02/26/2010  at  08:50 AM  



3. You know how to tell the difference between a black bear and a grizzley?  When you climb a tree to get away if the bear climbs up after you it’s a black bear, if it just knockes the tree down it’s a grizzley.

   Posted by Brass       02/26/2010  at  02:31 PM  



4. And I thought Steph and Brass were going to tell the bells joke:

   The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They’re urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.

   Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzly Bear dung.

   Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.

   Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!

   Posted by Drew458       02/26/2010  at  07:02 PM  

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