He Asked For It

 

1. Aren’t these creatures from South America?  Brazil, maybe?

   Hmmmm.  Who do we know from down there who is inordinately interested in boobies?

   Posted by Oink       03/23/2005  at  09:39 AM  



2. Vilmar! You were cute when you were little.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       03/23/2005  at  10:41 AM  



3. He does look like he’s offering something for your consideration!  For a price.

   Q: What do you call an Iraqi with a sheep under each arm?  A: A pimp.  Also former Brazilians?

   Posted by Oink       03/23/2005  at  10:52 AM  



4. I’m just passin’ by ... I didn’t see anything. I know nothing. Zoooooooooom ...
   phhhht .....

   Posted by Steel Turman       03/23/2005  at  11:03 AM  



5. Some thirty-seven species of monkeys may be found in Central and South America, but the anthropoid ape is unknown.  That lets Vilmar off the hook.

   From a purely behavioral standpoint, one does detect a certain synchronicity with the originally-named suspect.

   Elementary, my dear Watson.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/23/2005  at  11:32 AM  



6. Hmmmm… add a captains cap, dark glasses and a scowl… could it be Allan’s distant cousins?
   Or just a family tree branch altered by summer visits to the Congo.

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/23/2005  at  11:38 AM  



7. Golly, what some guys will say to earn banishment…

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/23/2005  at  11:45 AM  



8. And by the way, OCM, what’s with the new avatar?

   Posted by Tannenberg       03/23/2005  at  11:45 AM  



9. So who be the White Spy?

   Posted by Macker       03/23/2005  at  12:27 PM  



10. The little one is Oink, so the big one must be....DAD!

    Posted by ASM826       03/23/2005  at  12:33 PM  



11. 

    “I want a girl
    Just like the girl
    That married dear old dad...”

    

    Posted by Tannenberg       03/23/2005  at  01:01 PM  



12. Baby caption..."Drink anyone?....can I have sex when I grow up pleaseeeeee.”

    Mom caption....."hmphhh"

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       03/23/2005  at  02:37 PM  



13. OK…

    OINK and his 14 year old love slave cousin.

    “oooh oooh pull harder… oh yea.”

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/23/2005  at  02:39 PM  



14. http://www.lucasmiller.net/SongSamples/FireAnt.rm

    Vilmar, I thought of you when I heard this song!

    Posted by Oink       03/23/2005  at  03:16 PM  



15. You know, some people just can’t get by without a “Here’s Your Sign” moment. OCM I know you live in rattle snake country you should know better. But NOOOOOOOOO you and Stan and Oink just keep a poking and a proding His Dictatorshipness. You know damn good and well he’s planning something good and nasty for all of you don’t you?

    Posted by LC Geno       03/23/2005  at  03:19 PM  



16. Boys will be boys, LC.  Let them learn what they must, as they must.  Sometimes the hard way is the only way.

    

    Posted by Tannenberg       03/23/2005  at  03:52 PM  



17. The Penguin, definitely The Penguin ...or the turd, maybe the turd or is that a carrot? He’s not a carrot so let’s go with the penguin. Ya...the penguin.

    ...innocent old fart
    Ooo....K....

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/23/2005  at  04:55 PM  



18. I ain’t sayen nothin. I know better.

    Posted by LC Geno       03/23/2005  at  04:58 PM  



19. Ok He can be an excellent Portuguese sausage. Sausage is usually full of all kinds of crap...Huh.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/23/2005  at  05:40 PM  



20. And I don’t want to suggest that He fall into the sausage machinery and become a part of the delicious tasty excellent Portuguese sausage crap.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/23/2005  at  05:48 PM  



21. It’s people!!!
    Linguica is made out of people!

    (where the hell is he?)

    Posted by Oink       03/23/2005  at  05:55 PM  



22. YOUR ATTENTION!

    Of course you wankers all realize Vilmar is sitting in the Dictator’s Palace steaming and plotting revenge on your blasphemous asses even as we speak.

    I’ve been too busy fighting off spammers to warn you freaks. Hear my words, Oh Children of Misery. Vilmar is planning evil deeds. Death stalks the night.

    And I wouldn’t rule out “ants in your ice cream” either!

           
           
           

    Posted by The Skipper       03/23/2005  at  06:14 PM  



23. "Well Dr. Doom, you win! (heh heh) But before I die, tell me about the Attack of the Asshole Spammers.”

    Posted by Oink       03/23/2005  at  06:24 PM  

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