I think that, for the sake of the children cats, AnnoyingLittleTwerp, Oldcatman, and Oink, should put aside minor past disagreements, and give anyone who thinks this is funny a vigorous re-education, North-Korean style.
Cats aren’t animals-they’re persons of fur-and smarter than some of the guys I’ve gone out with.
Anyone tried to touch my babies for ill and I’d BITE and SCRATCH them-and not in a way that they’d enjoy*hisses like a cat*
OK, OK. OLDCAT suggested to me that they could name a new Ben & Jerry’s flavor after his neutered cat, Vanilla Nipped Nuts. Given it was B&J, I thought No-Balls Liberal Marshmallow would be truer.