OHMIGOD!!!
Me and Grandpa were out hunting squirrels… and we shot and ate something that looked like Batty Jr.
We thought it was just a hairless squirrel… not uncommon…
I will now throw up the batty burger…
Do you still want it back?
I give up. What in the world kind of animal is batty Jr.?
AWWW! He’s sooo CUTE! I jus’ wanna hug ‘im an kiss ‘im an call ‘im George.
*channeling the famous Bugs Bunny cartoon*
Moonbattus Eradicatus: part squirrel, part bat, part wombat, part hawk, part pure-fucking-evil-leftist-hating-hippy-eating-moonbat-killing-beast-of-the-night.
And.....the sum of all its parts makes it.....all beautiful