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Harperson on the march again. Vegans to get discrimination rights along with teatotalers & atheists

 
 


Posted by peiper    United Kingdom   on 03/09/2010 at 09:49 AM   
 
  1. I have known vegetarians and vegans.  Neurotic fruitcakes obsessed with denying the connection between man and animals would be a more accurate description.  Saying that the person has an “...ethical commitment to animal welfare” is basically a total lie as far as I’m concerned.

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   03/09/2010  at  03:45 PM  

  2. I agree Doc. Usually they are malnourished and more obsessed with what you wear/eat than what they do.. nosey pushy buggers..

    *eats a hamburger and giggles with glee*
    Bill

    Posted by Doctor DETH    United States   03/09/2010  at  04:34 PM  

  3. VUCK FEGANS!!

    Posted by grayjohn    United States   03/09/2010  at  07:13 PM  

  4. Where to start. Oh, OK;
    Police Blotter,,,,,,A man was arrested today on charges he held a Vegan hostage with a Big Mac. No report on whether Fries were invloved, More at 11:00

    Posted by Rich K    United States   03/10/2010  at  12:30 AM  

  5. I got such a look, a long time ago, when taken to a vegetarian restaurant.  My companions urged me to give the place a try.  “It’s great,” they said.  I expressed my doubts.  “Oh, come on,” they said, “I’m sure you’ll find something you’d like to eat on the menu!”

    Not really.  I tried to find the most inoffensive plant matter I thought I could stomach and ordered it.  When it arrived and was placed before me, I guess my body language betrayed my obvious disappointment.

    “Is there a problem with your dish sir?”

    { slight pause as I try to figure out a polite way to put this… }

    “Sir?”

    ‘But...’

    “Yes sir?”

    ‘But that’s what food eats.’

    They almost threw me out.  wink

    Posted by Argentium G. Tiger    Canada   03/10/2010  at  07:01 AM  

  6. Can I get protection?

    I demand a workplace where I can be sexually harassed by females!

    A lawsuit has been filed. I demand equal treatment under the law!!!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/18_year_old_demands_right_to

    Posted by Christopher    United States   03/11/2010  at  10:17 PM  

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