Happy St. Pancake’s Day

 

1. I wrote this for Stoaty’s or antzinpantz site years ago, and thought you might be amused by it:

   Dingbat

   -with apologies to Don Robertson & Hal Blair: ASCAP
   (To the tune of ‘Ringo’)

   She lay face up in the Gaza sand
   Clutching a peace sign in her hand
   Squished from the front, she looked really flat
   But her friends said her bossum was always like that
   Picketing the ‘Cat, she couldn’t be seen,
   and, with engine noises, no one heard the scream - of Dingbat

   Diing-baaat,
   Dingbat!

   Now, a ‘Cat D9 weighs four or five tons
   And your typical Dingbat weighs almost…none.
   The ‘Cats got armour, the ‘Bats got meat
   So the ‘Cat will pulverize the ‘Bat complete.
   But the ‘Bat should be happy, not sad or glum
   ‘Cause once and for all, ‘Bat and earth….are one.
   Go! Dingbat.

   Diing-baaat,
   Dingbat!

   Note: I believe that “greyjohn” contributed an alternative ending:

   “But to this day they can’t explain
   The Caterpillar logo above the name -
   - of Ding Bat!”

   Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS       03/16/2015  at  08:45 AM  



2. Once again, the Israelis did something right!  Unfortunately, I am not so sure they will do so on the 17th…

   I wonder how much tax money the Muslim in Chief spent to throw this election?  Of course, I have no doubt the GOP will properly investigate and impeach.  Or not.  May they all burn in hell where they belong, with every filthy maggot pig that enables them.

   Posted by Mark Matis       03/16/2015  at  10:34 AM  



3. Well done ooGcM taobmaetS .
    
   In celebration I’m downing nothing but Mickies Malt liquor today.
   BTW, Where is Christopher????????

   Posted by Rich K       03/16/2015  at  11:28 AM  



4. There are no Christophers here.

   Posted by Drew458       03/16/2015  at  12:11 PM  



5. Last night I saw upon the stair,
   A missing Christ’pher who wasn’t there.
   He wasn’t there again today,
   So I posted this to Drew. Ol’e!

   Oh, man. I’m gonna shut up now. F*cking Muse - never knows when to go away.

   Gawd - I can’t wait for the next two years to go by. Then the “O’Bugger-Creature” and the First C*nt we presently have infesting the WH will be out, out, out. Also, we’ll be able to voice our utter disgust with the Legislative incumbents - all of ‘em! - at the ballot box.

   I don’t expect anything to change for the better anymore, but at least I can helplessly shake my fist at the universe one more time, flip it the finger, and curl my lips into a defiant sneer while emitting a crisp, juicy raspberry.  Amen.

   Posted by ooGcM taobmaetS       03/16/2015  at  05:36 PM  



6. LMAO!  Good times, good times    

   Posted by grayjohn       03/16/2015  at  07:55 PM  



7. I’m going to propose a new national holiday every year on the 21st of January called,ready for it,,,Thank Fucking Christ Obama’s GONE Day.
   Should Sail through the New Congress.

        

   Posted by Rich K       03/17/2015  at  10:11 AM  

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