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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 03/19/2006 at 05:00 AM   
 
  1. I think I will just do absolutely nothing for the entire day. That should balance out the overall cosmic disturbance caused by my having survived another year.

    campfire

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/19/2006  at  06:31 AM  

  2. Many more healthy ones for you, Skipper.

    Posted by Happy_Retiree    United States   03/19/2006  at  06:59 AM  

  3. Comrade Skipper,

    Many happy returns of the day! I understand the “rest up” attitude. My mind keeps letting me think that somehow I’m still 25 or so.... my body, however, unfailingly reminds me that there is a vast difference between what the mind says and realitysmile

    On the plus side, my wife keeps referring to me as her oldest child…

    Respects,

    Gwedd

    Posted by Gwedd    United States   03/19/2006  at  07:44 AM  

  4. http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/P128/

    A certain confusion on OINK’s part. So the above was not a celebration of your B’day?
    (Scroll down to “Older Than Dirt")

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  07:47 AM  

  5. Happy Birthday Skipper!

    Posted by Macker    United States   03/19/2006  at  07:52 AM  

  6. So you’re ONLY 57?!!!
    You’re ONLY 21 and a half years older than me?
    Damn Man! You appear to be waaaaaaaaaaay older than that!!!
    Btw-Are you gonna’ eat your cake and ice cream while sitting in your PINK recliner?
    Hey, since I’m digging a hole-might as well make it a deep one.
    *cackles-then ducks and RUNS LIKE HELL!!!!!*

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   03/19/2006  at  07:56 AM  

  7. trophy Anyhow, Congrats!

    This is the first day of the end of your life. beer_drinker

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  08:31 AM  

  8. Happy Birthday Skipper, thanks for the new avatars. 

    I have only been asking for some nice wolf avatars since Desert Storm but the Skipper can’t afford ‘em.  He can somehow [magically] afford all the pig avatars money can buy (or cats).  He say it’s because the members here aren’t coughin’ up their monthly dues.  Well I have, and it still doesn’t help.  Hey, when are we going to start getting paid?  I’m not livin’ very extravagantly, that’s for sure.  cussing

    Nice, good people wander into BMEWS and the Skipper makes ‘em be a creep. censored

    Hail the Skipper not_worthy

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/19/2006  at  08:38 AM  

  9. PIG AVATARS? As the fellow below said in the movie, you gotta ”Take care of the Talent

    groundtoast.jpg

    (ALTERNATE CAPTION: The Skipper celebrates his 60th Birthday)

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  08:47 AM  

  10. We sing Happy Birthday to the Skipper 4 times a year.

    I thought everybody knew that. beerparty  tune  beerstoyou

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/19/2006  at  09:23 AM  

  11. Bob: If it’s still there. I got mine.
    Pull up the ladder, Mate, I’m aboard!

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  09:57 AM  

  12. Happy Birthday beer_drinker

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  10:00 AM  

  13. Many happy returns!

    Skipper you should have got a government job. We get to retire at 60! (though I doubt there will be any money left by then!)

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  10:21 AM  

  14. OMG - you survived another one!

    Never forget that old age and treachery beats youth and skill!
    two_thumbs_up

    Posted by Dr. Jeff    United States   03/19/2006  at  02:08 PM  

  15. OCM those better not be those damned magic relight candles. Those are a real pain in the ass.

    Happy Birthday Skipper!  beerparty

    Posted by Severa    United States   03/19/2006  at  02:17 PM  

  16. Theres no money now LBJ LOL where are you running to?

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  02:18 PM  

  17. Happy Birhtday Skipper

    PISCES RULE!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   03/19/2006  at  02:52 PM  

  18. In case you all forgot, my birthday has special significance.

    Today is officially the LAST DAY OF WINTER.

    That’s right! The Spring solstice is tomorrow, March 20th. This is the point where the sun is directly over the equator and all is in balance in the solar system.

    Ponder the cosmic significance of THAT!

    nah-nah

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/19/2006  at  03:18 PM  

  19. Skipper: I’ve pondered, and damned if I can find any significance.
    Except that 57 is not a Prime Number, even though it looks like one..

    ka72967.jpg

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  04:17 PM  

  20. Pay attention, grasshopper!

    Humans have five fingers on one hand. There are seven days in a week. Subtract 5 from 7 and you get the length of a weekend. Added together, 5 and 7 equal 12 or half a day. If you multiply them, you get 35, which gives us the 5 fingers for our other hand and a 3 that divides evenly into 57 making it not a prime number.

    Now put on your tennis shoes and drink your kool-aid. The spaceship will be arriving soon.

    angel_devil

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/19/2006  at  04:51 PM  

  21. You and Louis Farrakhan—Numerology.

    Whilst you stir the big pot of Kool-Aid, I think I’ll wander over to the ArgoKnot.  cowboy

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  05:24 PM  

  22. from pig to grasshopper, i love this place, two_thumbs_up oink oink pig

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  05:55 PM  

  23. On my mother’s 60th a few years back I gave her a cake-homemade-with SIXTY candles on it.
    2 0f them were everlights as a joke.
    So what did I get for my efforts:the “look”.

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   03/19/2006  at  06:08 PM  

  24. you could have killed her, A L twerp, hope you got it on film, grin

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   03/19/2006  at  06:30 PM  

  25. At my GrandMa-In-Laws 96th birthday she said 67 times to relatives, “I don’t know you.”

    67 times these people were saying, “You remember me, I’m so and so blah-blah  blah-blah  blah-blah

    Skipper: Don’t let your mind grow crusty just because you are really, really old.  angel  island  cool smile  island  angel

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/19/2006  at  07:51 PM  

  26. THAT’S RIGHT, SQUIG! YOU TELL THESE DIRTY ROTTEN RAT-B**TARDS!

    OINK! Have you drunk your kool-aid yet? Hop to it, boy!

    Z-Woofman-Zach! Ain’t nothing crusty about me! Except for the constant itching I get when this crew crowds in on me. Danged flea-bitten Mötley Crüe!

    She’s a sex machine
    She keeps her engine hot
    Her motor clean
    Way she moves across the floor
    The way she shakes her hips
    And licks her lips
    Come on there girl
    Why don’t ya shake that thing

    tune  tune
    Doing the rattlesnake shake
    Shake, shake, shake
    Rattlesnake shake
    Make my body ache
    Rattlesnake shake
    Shake, shake, shake
    Rattlesnake shake
    It’s all I can take

    -- Mötley Crüe, “Dr. Feelgood” (1989)

    mooning

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/19/2006  at  08:24 PM  

  27. pigdrunk.gif

    Come on Pal, One more toast for The Skipper!

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/19/2006  at  08:52 PM  

  28. You can bet that Ted Kennedy will hoist a drink in your honor.

    Stingray:  a blog for salty Christians

    Posted by Stingray    United States   03/19/2006  at  09:26 PM  

  29. Actually, BullDog, she suspected something.
    What can I say-she knows me too well.
    The cake was good though.
    Btw-the card I gave her had a donkey on the cover. Inside it said something like” On your birthday I though you’d like to see a cute little ass.”
    I’m a baaaaad daughter.LOL angel_devil
    Ps.Hey Skipper: did ya get yourself a special birthday dinner using your AARP discount card? angel

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   03/19/2006  at  11:21 PM  

  30. haha no wonder it was warmer today.. was from ALL THOSE CANDLES on the Skipper’s cake!

    now we know the cause of global warming!

    hey when you blew out the candles, did ya set off the smoke detectors??

    next year we’ll be sure to have the fire dept standing by .. just in case..  angel_devil

    in all seriousness.. happy birthday skipper !!! trophy and many many more!

    Posted by stinkfoot    United States   03/19/2006  at  11:29 PM  

  31. It was a grand birthday! Especially now that ....

    I’M ALL SHOOK UP ... !!!!
    Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
    (Elvis)

    cool

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   03/20/2006  at  01:04 AM  

  32. tune Elvis has just left the building --
    Those are his footprints, right there
    Elvis has just left the building --
    To climb up that heavenly stair

    He gave away cadillacs once in a while;
    Had sex in his underpants,
    Yes, he had style!
    Bell-bottom jump-suits?
    That’s them in a pile,
    But he don’t need’em now,
    ’cause he’s makin’ jesus smile!

    Elvis has just left the building --
    Those are his footprints, right there
    Elvis has just left the building --
    To climb up that heavenly stair

    The angels all love him,
    He brings them relief
    With droplets of moisture
    From his handkerchief!
    Cher’bim ’n ser’phim
    Whizz over his head --
    Jesus, let him come back!
    We don’t want elvis dead.

    So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
    He knows we all love him --
    We’ll just watch him eat,
    So take down the foil
    From his hotel retreat,
    And bring back the king
    For the man in the street!

    Elvis has just left the building --
    Those are his footprints, right there
    Elvis has just left the building --
    To climb up that heavenly stair
    He’s up there with jesus, in a big purple chair - http://www.zappa.com

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/20/2006  at  06:19 AM  

  33. Think positive, that’s 39 in Hexidecimal.  I’m only about two months and a few days behind you… Now, ya got 57 bottles of beer (or 39 16 ouncers) to party threebeers  beerstoyou  beerparty  beer_drinker  angel_devil  in_jail laughing_tv

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/20/2006  at  02:55 PM  

  34. Oh, yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! cool  not_worthy  mickeymouse

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/20/2006  at  03:13 PM  

  35. Hey, Skipper, Happy Birthday. Sorry I’m a little late. I was busy celebrating my own birthday, which happens to coincide with yours! Best wishes!

    Posted by marty    United States   03/21/2006  at  10:09 AM  

  36. When I get old and losin’ my hair,
    Seven years from now,
    Will you still read me,
    will you still need me,
    When I’m Sixty Four tune

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   03/21/2006  at  01:01 PM  

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