I think I will just do absolutely nothing for the entire day. That should balance out the overall cosmic disturbance caused by my having survived another year.
Many more healthy ones for you, Skipper.
Comrade Skipper,
Many happy returns of the day! I understand the “rest up” attitude. My mind keeps letting me think that somehow I’m still 25 or so.... my body, however, unfailingly reminds me that there is a vast difference between what the mind says and reality
On the plus side, my wife keeps referring to me as her oldest child…
Respects,
Gwedd
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A certain confusion on OINK’s part. So the above was not a celebration of your B’day?
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Happy Birthday Skipper!
So you’re ONLY 57?!!!
You’re ONLY 21 and a half years older than me?
Damn Man! You appear to be waaaaaaaaaaay older than that!!!
Btw-Are you gonna’ eat your cake and ice cream while sitting in your PINK recliner?
Hey, since I’m digging a hole-might as well make it a deep one.
*cackles-then ducks and RUNS LIKE HELL!!!!!*
Anyhow, Congrats!
This is the first day of the end of your life.
Happy Birthday Skipper, thanks for the new avatars.
I have only been asking for some nice wolf avatars since Desert Storm but the Skipper can’t afford ‘em. He can somehow [magically] afford all the pig avatars money can buy (or cats). He say it’s because the members here aren’t coughin’ up their monthly dues. Well I have, and it still doesn’t help. Hey, when are we going to start getting paid? I’m not livin’ very extravagantly, that’s for sure.
Nice, good people wander into BMEWS and the Skipper makes ‘em be a creep.
Hail the Skipper
PIG AVATARS? As the fellow below said in the movie, you gotta ”Take care of the Talent”
(ALTERNATE CAPTION: The Skipper celebrates his 60th Birthday)
We sing Happy Birthday to the Skipper 4 times a year.
I thought everybody knew that.
Bob: If it’s still there. I got mine.
Pull up the ladder, Mate, I’m aboard!
Happy Birthday
Many happy returns!
Skipper you should have got a government job. We get to retire at 60! (though I doubt there will be any money left by then!)
OMG - you survived another one!
Never forget that old age and treachery beats youth and skill!
OCM those better not be those damned magic relight candles. Those are a real pain in the ass.
Happy Birthday Skipper!
Theres no money now LBJ where are you running to?
Happy Birhtday Skipper
PISCES RULE!!!!!!!!!
In case you all forgot, my birthday has special significance.
Today is officially the LAST DAY OF WINTER.
That’s right! The Spring solstice is tomorrow, March 20th. This is the point where the sun is directly over the equator and all is in balance in the solar system.
Ponder the cosmic significance of THAT!
Skipper: I’ve pondered, and damned if I can find any significance.
Except that 57 is not a Prime Number, even though it looks like one..
Pay attention, grasshopper!
Humans have five fingers on one hand. There are seven days in a week. Subtract 5 from 7 and you get the length of a weekend. Added together, 5 and 7 equal 12 or half a day. If you multiply them, you get 35, which gives us the 5 fingers for our other hand and a 3 that divides evenly into 57 making it not a prime number.
Now put on your tennis shoes and drink your kool-aid. The spaceship will be arriving soon.
You and Louis Farrakhan—Numerology.
Whilst you stir the big pot of Kool-Aid, I think I’ll wander over to the ArgoKnot.
from pig to grasshopper, i love this place, oink oink
On my mother’s 60th a few years back I gave her a cake-homemade-with SIXTY candles on it.
2 0f them were everlights as a joke.
So what did I get for my efforts:the “look”.
you could have killed her, A L twerp, hope you got it on film,
At my GrandMa-In-Laws 96th birthday she said 67 times to relatives, “I don’t know you.”
67 times these people were saying, “You remember me, I’m so and so
Skipper: Don’t let your mind grow crusty just because you are really, really old.
THAT’S RIGHT, SQUIG! YOU TELL THESE DIRTY ROTTEN RAT-B**TARDS!
OINK! Have you drunk your kool-aid yet? Hop to it, boy!
Z-Woofman-Zach! Ain’t nothing crusty about me! Except for the constant itching I get when this crew crowds in on me. Danged flea-bitten Mötley Crüe!
She’s a sex machine
She keeps her engine hot
Her motor clean
Way she moves across the floor
The way she shakes her hips
And licks her lips
Come on there girl
Why don’t ya shake that thing
Doing the rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
Make my body ache
Rattlesnake shake
Shake, shake, shake
Rattlesnake shake
It’s all I can take
-- Mötley Crüe, “Dr. Feelgood” (1989)
Come on Pal, One more toast for The Skipper!
You can bet that Ted Kennedy will hoist a drink in your honor.
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Actually, BullDog, she suspected something.
What can I say-she knows me too well.
The cake was good though.
Btw-the card I gave her had a donkey on the cover. Inside it said something like” On your birthday I though you’d like to see a cute little ass.”
I’m a baaaaad daughter.LOL
Ps.Hey Skipper: did ya get yourself a special birthday dinner using your AARP discount card?
haha no wonder it was warmer today.. was from ALL THOSE CANDLES on the Skipper’s cake!
now we know the cause of global warming!
hey when you blew out the candles, did ya set off the smoke detectors??
next year we’ll be sure to have the fire dept standing by .. just in case..
in all seriousness.. happy birthday skipper !!! and many many more!
It was a grand birthday! Especially now that ....
I’M ALL SHOOK UP ... !!!!
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
(Elvis)
Elvis has just left the building --
Those are his footprints, right there
Elvis has just left the building --
To climb up that heavenly stair
He gave away cadillacs once in a while;
Had sex in his underpants,
Yes, he had style!
Bell-bottom jump-suits?
That’s them in a pile,
But he don’t need’em now,
’cause he’s makin’ jesus smile!
Elvis has just left the building --
Those are his footprints, right there
Elvis has just left the building --
To climb up that heavenly stair
The angels all love him,
He brings them relief
With droplets of moisture
From his handkerchief!
Cher’bim ’n ser’phim
Whizz over his head --
Jesus, let him come back!
We don’t want elvis dead.
So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
He knows we all love him --
We’ll just watch him eat,
So take down the foil
From his hotel retreat,
And bring back the king
For the man in the street!
Elvis has just left the building --
Those are his footprints, right there
Elvis has just left the building --
To climb up that heavenly stair
He’s up there with jesus, in a big purple chair - http://www.zappa.com
Think positive, that’s 39 in Hexidecimal. I’m only about two months and a few days behind you… Now, ya got 57 bottles of beer (or 39 16 ouncers) to
Oh, yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Hey, Skipper, Happy Birthday. Sorry I’m a little late. I was busy celebrating my own birthday, which happens to coincide with yours! Best wishes!
When I get old and losin’ my hair,
Seven years from now,
Will you still read me,
will you still need me,
When I’m Sixty Four