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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 05/30/2006 at 03:00 PM   
 
  1. Contratulations MR Alan Kelly you just won one of our super X 100 people shreaders, sorry paper shreaders, now Iraq has been liberated we are giving them away, and guess what, we can supply your first victim free, thats right MR Kelly just put his/her name here -------- -------- and shread away, if you are not happy with your super X 100 please return within the next 28 days, tune SUPER SHREADER tune, would that chear you up skip? grin

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/30/2006  at  03:00 PM  

  2. Thanks, BD! I feel much better now. I forgot about the Saddam Model X-100 People Shredders. I think that would work nicely with Mr. Muhammad - provided he was fed in S-L-O-W-L-Y ....

    Bwah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha ....

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   05/30/2006  at  03:13 PM  

  3. its cheerd me up, momad gets shreaded , now i cant get that fucking song out of my head,
    tune super shreader tune long face

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/30/2006  at  03:21 PM  

  4. History repeats itself:

    Muhammad = Murder

    Posted by Fine Old Cannibal    United States   05/30/2006  at  08:07 PM  

  5. Better yet, take him on a one-way trip to the Tower of London and see if any of those “museum piece” ancient implements of torture are still functional… How abouut a nice long stretch on the rack, or a night inside Iron Maiden, followed by the properly executed hanging, drawing, and quartering, old-school style

    cool grin

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   05/31/2006  at  12:57 PM  

  6. The good old days Rat, we should reopen that side of the tower, and just tell the tourists, its a dummy, they go home happy, we get rid of some shits, they tell there friends,"it was so life like” more tourists, you could be on to something here Rat. grin

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/31/2006  at  01:40 PM  

  7. Bulldog, but if Scotland Yard got wind of your money making scheme, they would want a cut of the profits.  Perhaps you could work out an ‘arrangement’ with the Yard.  They supply you with unsavory types and you make the unsavory types go away without a trace.

    Posted by Kirk    United States   05/31/2006  at  10:33 PM  

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