Contratulations MR Alan Kelly you just won one of our super X 100 people shreaders, sorry paper shreaders, now Iraq has been liberated we are giving them away, and guess what, we can supply your first victim free, thats right MR Kelly just put his/her name here -------- -------- and shread away, if you are not happy with your super X 100 please return within the next 28 days, SUPER SHREADER , would that chear you up skip?
Thanks, BD! I feel much better now. I forgot about the Saddam Model X-100 People Shredders. I think that would work nicely with Mr. Muhammad - provided he was fed in S-L-O-W-L-Y ....
Bwah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha-ha ....
its cheerd me up, momad gets shreaded , now i cant get that fucking song out of my head,
super shreader
History repeats itself:
Muhammad = Murder
Better yet, take him on a one-way trip to the Tower of London and see if any of those “museum piece” ancient implements of torture are still functional… How abouut a nice long stretch on the rack, or a night inside Iron Maiden, followed by the properly executed hanging, drawing, and quartering, old-school style
The good old days Rat, we should reopen that side of the tower, and just tell the tourists, its a dummy, they go home happy, we get rid of some shits, they tell there friends,"it was so life like” more tourists, you could be on to something here Rat.
Bulldog, but if Scotland Yard got wind of your money making scheme, they would want a cut of the profits. Perhaps you could work out an ‘arrangement’ with the Yard. They supply you with unsavory types and you make the unsavory types go away without a trace.