Hall Of Fame Candidate

 

1. Give me a couple hours warning so I can pack my bags and get a head start down I-95, then let’er rip skip!

   Posted by Carguy       12/02/2005  at  02:56 PM  



2. Now look here boys and girls, I think this is a great idea, it’s the good ole American entrepenurial way! I will offer my beatings, ah sorry, spanking services for a much better price and I gayrunteee to beat the shit outta anyone that is willing to meet my price. Oh and by the way, anyone from a red state??? twice the beatings, ah dammit, spankings for half the price.  just log onto http://www.beat_the_shit_outta_a_dem.org (org for orgy) for prices and more information. Hurry, my calendar is filling up fast!!

   Posted by texman0000       12/02/2005  at  04:18 PM  



3. New York people think MidWest people are schmucks

   Alexander looks like a New York schmuck to me.

   New Yorkers will buy anything.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/02/2005  at  07:18 PM  



4. I find it hard to believe the crap that goes on in this world...........

   Posted by Dottie       12/02/2005  at  11:17 PM  



5. Crack that whip
   Give the past the slip
   Step on a crack
   Break your momma’s back

   When a problem comes along
   You must whip it
   Before the cream sits out too long
   You must whip it
   When something’s going wrong
   You must whip it

   Now whip it
   into shape
   shape it up
   get straight
   go forward
   move ahead
   try to detect it
   it’s not too late
   to whip it
   whip it good

   When a good time turns around
   You must whip it
   You will never live it down
   Unless you whip it
   No one gets their way
   Until they whip it

   I say whip it
   Whip it good

   Posted by Jester       12/04/2005  at  12:36 AM  



6. Perhaps he should move to Singapore. He could get his caned on a regular basis for lots of things and save a bunch of other people’s money.

   Posted by StinKerr       12/04/2005  at  01:40 AM  

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