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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler    United States   on 03/30/2005 at 07:57 AM   
 
  1. These are great for guitar players with anxiety about their masculinity.

    The second one reminds me—did you know that Eve in the Garden of Eden was a computer user?  She had an Apple in one hand and Adam’s Wang in the other.

    Posted by Oink    United States   03/30/2005  at  10:14 AM  

  2. "Hey punk wanna hear a slong song on my Wangcaster?

    My guitar wants to kill your Momma - Zappa

    Posted by Z Woof    United States   03/30/2005  at  11:05 AM  

  3. To play the Wangcaster I would have to be feeling a bit cockyblank stare

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum    New Zealand (Aotearoa)   03/30/2005  at  03:29 PM  

  4. That first one would be all right if it was fully-functional.

    If the second was fully-functional…

    Posted by Dac    United States   03/30/2005  at  05:44 PM  

  5. Come to think of it, that last one looks kind of phallic.

    Posted by lisar915    United States   03/30/2005  at  10:43 PM  

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