These are great for guitar players with anxiety about their masculinity.
The second one reminds me—did you know that Eve in the Garden of Eden was a computer user? She had an Apple in one hand and Adam’s Wang in the other.
"Hey punk wanna hear a slong song on my Wangcaster?
My guitar wants to kill your Momma - Zappa
To play the Wangcaster I would have to be feeling a bit cocky…
That first one would be all right if it was fully-functional.
If the second was fully-functional…
Come to think of it, that last one looks kind of phallic.