Goose Egg

 

1. When they call, I’m at work, unfortunately, or asleep. I have found them on my call waiting..  My best guess is that the pollsters call when anyone other than a professional conservative hater is at work, like welfare people, and the chronically unemployed.
   Feh, Polls are just nature’s way of saying “You don’t have a job, so you can help us run the country.”
   -Bill

   Posted by Doctor DETH       07/10/2007  at  07:32 AM  



2. Oh, and did I mention the “Have you quit beating your wife” type questions?
   -Feh

   Posted by Doctor DETH       07/10/2007  at  07:33 AM  



3. Here’s why the Cardassians abandoned space station Luap Nor:
   

   Posted by Macker       07/10/2007  at  08:26 AM  



4. I don’t participate in polls because the questions are purposely skewed to get the results that they want - and the ‘polling group’ is also purposely skewed to get the results that they wnat - so what is the point of participating in a setup to get a result that is setup?

   Simply print - we want Candidate X to win and thus everything we print will be slanted in Candidate Xs direction - at least for once the msm would be honest -

   But they can’t have that can they?

   Posted by wardmama4       07/10/2007  at  10:19 AM  



5. But, don’t you seeee? This is all part of the facist bolshevik plot against DOCTOR Paul! DOCTOR Paul will save the world and the forces of darkness do not want THAT to happen, now do they? Well, answer me that! So, since the forces of darkness and facist bolshevism want to destroy the world and take it over, and only DOCTOR Paul can stop them, they must stop DOCTOR Paul by putting out phoney polls! DOCTOR Paul can stop the FoD, but nothing can stop a poll....

   Posted by Rickvid in Seattle       07/10/2007  at  12:07 PM  

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