good for a laff ….

 

1. Farmer jokes, eh?

   There was a farmer who was very protective of his daughters. Before every date, he would meet the young man at the porch with his shotgun, and if he didn’t measure up, he’d make sure they left.

   One day all three of his daughters were going out on the same night.

   The first young man drove up and approached the porch. “Hi, my name is Joe, I’m here to see Flo, we’re going to the show, is she ready to go?” The farmer liked this guy, and let him leave with his daughter.

   A few minutes later the next guy drove up and approached the porch. “Hi, my name is Freddie, I’m here to get Betty, we’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” The farmer liked this guy too, and let him leave with his second daughter.

   Soon after that the third guy drove up and approached the porch. “Hi, my name is Chuck...” and the farmer shot him.

   Posted by Drew458       10/03/2010  at  12:55 PM  



2. There once was a man from miami,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Oh forget it , too easy.

   Posted by Rich K       10/04/2010  at  12:32 AM  



3. DREW >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don’t know if you can hear it where you are now but ...

   WE ARE ON THE FLOOR!

   Posted by peiper       10/04/2010  at  03:24 AM  



4. Drew...send that joke to Charles Johnson, I’m sure he’ll enjoy it! 

   Posted by Macker       10/04/2010  at  09:35 AM  



5. Well, my stud fees are lower than the bull’s, but far more than the pig’s.

   And my wife would like the extra income.

   Posted by Christopher       10/08/2010  at  11:40 AM  

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