Godless Commies
The thought of that happening to my pastor and his family scares me shitless. I’d rather get killed then have that ever happen to them, or have that happen to this great land of ours.
How about an updated version in which the Taliban take over America? They first take care of their allies in universities by eliminating all the freedoms these turkeys take for granted. The story ends with Professor ( fill-in-the-blank ) bowing to Mecca with Osama shoving an Uzi up his cum-stained ass.
I’d buy it!
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 11:21 AM
WOLVERINES!!
WOLVERINES!!
Avenge Me!!
Posted by DR@HDfixit
02/16/2005 at 12:23 PM
MORE! MORE! MORE!
I need more of these to read while cleaning my guns and sharpening my bayonette.
“All that hate inside’s gon’na burn you up kid.”
“Nah, it keeps me warm.”
Posted by Tacberry
02/16/2005 at 01:07 PM
the only way we can"lose" this country is if SOMEONE gives it away
OCM, what else do you think the Liberals who want us to seek UN permission before defending ourselves are doing? What about the Leftists who want us to shut down our military and spend all our money on socialist projects?
If that ain’t “giving it away” what is?
Yeah, invaders might make it ashore but before they made to the high tide mark they’d be met with a hail of bullets, bombs, lasers, photon torpedos, axes, knives, rocks and other assorted missiles from all three dimensions .... and a few other dimensions we haven’t told the rest of the world about yet.
Oops! I wasn’t supposed to tell about the Area-51 work was I?
Never mind ....
As long as you don’t put it in a regular post…
I won’t tell. Promise.
You know, everything in the comic is true. All those things happened in communist countries.
NOTE - something I screwed up also. What is the second letter in Khrushchev? The speech story sounds like NRA legend.
The Taliban will take over the USA like the commies did in the 50’s. Zero chance. The Soviet external threat was real. And The Communist Party USA was merely an arm of Soviet foreign policy.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 03:33 PM
The threat might be internal, rather than external.
Go re-read Allan’s excellent viewpoint: “The Sixth Sense: Moonbat Barometer” and his “Berkeley Bastards”.
Then this: “Muslim literature is being disseminated in America, funded by Saudi Arabian money” here:
http://www.danielpipes.org/article/2384
(All the above, of course, is protected by the First Amendment.)And if they still work, try these:
Iraqi’s with fake passports in Mexico here:
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/4156879/detail.htmlCounter terrorism website here:
http://counterterror.typepad.com/the_counterterrorism_blog/Muslim terorist sites listed here:
http://haganah.org.il/haganah/Jihad Watch here:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/(Walks away singing) “I can feel it, coming in the air tonight....Oh Lord....”
-Dan D,
CanuckistanAlso read J. Edgar’s classic, “Masters of Deceit”
All the while he was ignoring the Mafia, Mob, Organized Crime—whatever you wanna call it.
Literature & websites do not a revolution make. Too many guys like me would rather see his whole family dead than living under Sharia.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 04:32 PM
The main thing facing the US today is the political correctness in all debate and discussion of anything one may deem a “sensitive” issue. The PC thinkers give direct aid to the Trojan Horse/Enemy Within which is the most dangerous threat of all because:
“...An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly against the city. But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears no traitor; he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their garments, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation; he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city; he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared. The traitor is the carrier of the plague. You have unbarred the gates of Rome to him.”
____________Marcus Tulius Cicero, in his speech before Caesar and the Senate, prior to being exiled from Rome.If I may leave you with another quote from Cicero, from his second address before the Senate:
“Too long have we said to ourselves ‘intolerance of another’s politics is barbarous and not to be countenanced in a civilized country. Are we not free? Shall a man be denied his right to speak under the law which established that right?’ I tell you that freedom does not mean the freedom to exploit law in order to destroy it! It is not freedom which permits the Trojan Horse to be wheeled within the gates * * *. He who is not for Rome and Roman Law and Roman liberty is against Rome. He who espouses tyranny and oppression and the old dead despotisms is against Rome. He who plots against established authority and incites the populace to violence is against Rome. He cannot ride two horses at the same time. We cannot be for lawful ordinances and for an alien conspiracy at one and the same moment.”
Paranoia strikes deep
into your life it will creepExcept these terrorist assholes are really out to get us. My point: dangerous as anything we’ve ever seen. I know, from having guarded a perimeter or two, & using my imagination, that a guy who wants to die is hard to stop.
I am sorry about the hassles the innocent American Muslim suffers --BUT… Unless we also want to die, we must profile… It is almost all Mid-East Moslems who want to kill us. (not all—remember the shoe bomber?)
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 06:57 PM
I just knew I had a point somewhere. They may murder us. But they will not win. Not as long as we keep electing a President like the current one.
Not if we don’t lie on our stomachs with our pants down around our knees, muttering about “profiling” and “meaningful dialog”.
Millions of Muslims may take steps to stop the symbol of their religion becomming suicide/murder.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 07:14 PM
Yes, Oinker, a guy who wants to die is hard to stop, but, having dealt with these assholes in Somalia, I can assure you that they only want to die when *they* make the choice to do so; they’re not too keen on others making that decision for them…
The ‘innocent’ American Muslim?
There are millions of muslim/islamists/known terrorists stationed conveniently around the world waiting for what - a go code?
A while back Kim du Toit had a link to a site that had some of their key principles being taught:
1. Reject Christianity as a valid faith: Any Muslim who believes “that churches are houses of God and that God is worshiped therein is an infidel.”
2. Insist that Islamic law be applied: On a range of issues, from women (who must be veiled) to apostates from Islam ("should be killed"), the Saudi publications insist on full enforcement of Shariah in America.
3. See non-Muslims as the enemy: “Be dissociated from the infidels, hate them for their religion, leave them, never rely on them for support, do not admire them, and always oppose them in every way according to Islamic law.”
4. See America as hostile territory: “It is forbidden for a Muslim to become a citizen of a country governed by infidels because this is a means of acquiescing to their infidelity and accepting all their erroneous ways.”
5. Prepare for war against America: “To be true Muslims, we must prepare and be ready for jihad in Allah’s way. It is the duty of the citizen and the government.”
And they are starting to raise their ugly little heads up here too, but most people choose to ignore the warnings and go along apathetically, safe within the womb of “The Ostrich Syndrome”.
-Dan D,
CanuckistanSorry, bullshit. Most Muslims are concerned about their salary, house payments, groceries and their grandkids.
It would not even be a challenge to quote scary stuff for the Old Testament. Not even worth the effort.
And, I’ll bet I could quote a lunatic from a Christian cult…
HOWEVER it is true that they need to get away from scriptural literalism. Just like we did with the Bible. Seven 24-hour days? Come on! A few are working on it.
Posted by Oink
02/16/2005 at 07:56 PM
Oink, Oink, Oink. For shame! You sound like a Muslim apologist to me. First, you may be right about most Muslims, but even if, as the Left would have us believe, it is only a small percentage of Muslims (1%, let’s say) who are bent on destruction of the West/USA, that’s still 1 million of the raghead bastard thieves in dirty nightshirts. Fuck ‘em! Time they expose the bad ones or they all can die as far as I’m concerned. I don’t have time to sort out the good from the bad; that is God’s job, as General Sherman once said. Muslims are nothing but a group of fanatical pussies.
And, yes, it would be easy to quote all the fire and brimstone antics of the Old Testament; except for one thing called the REFORMATION! Hardly anybody takes the OT literally anymore, but there hasn’t been a reformation in Islam yet. As far as I can tell, Muhammed was a charlatan who based his religion on destruction and oppression of non-believers. Religion of peace, my white ass.
And, yes, there may be a few Christian cultists out there, but, unless I have missed something in the last 40 years, they have done nothing on as grand a scale as the muslims, scumbags that they are. This is their third attempt at world conquest; it would be their last, too, if I were in charge of the project.
Trust them all you want. I constantly survey my surroundings when in public and keep a mental note on all raghead-types I see. That way, if any shit hits the fan, I know right who I’m going to; especially with all the international flights I take.
Hmm...reminds me of these prototype ads for the excellent game Red Alert 2: http://www.cncnz.com/games/ra2/dvd_rejected.shtml
RA2 and its expansion pack Yuri’s Revenge were fun patriotic games...reminded me of Red Dawn...once you completed the single player campaigns, you wanted to go outside and beat up a foreigner!
It would be interesting to see this type of comic revived and updated with Islamofascism, but fat chance of that happening in our pussified society.Posted by Gen. George S. Patton
02/17/2005 at 12:36 AM
WOLVERINES!!!
I gotta agree with Allan’s argument with OCM in comment #7. Nobody can ‘take over America’ in the physical sense. Incrementalism is the only way our rights can be undermined and taken away. It won’t happen behind good men’s backs, but slowly, right their noses…
In Red Dawn, I think the only thing less believable than the Commies taking over so fast was the fact that C. Thomas Howell played a tough guy.
(Hat Tip to Scrubs TV show)
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02/17/2005 at 02:31 AM
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